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1.
When is Jim's birthday?
Today if you have a present.
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2.
Major Mucus usually has:
Someone following behind him with a squeegee to clean up the mess.
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3.
Jim was born in what state?
Actually, being a worm, he was born under a state.
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4.
Don't worry,
That's easy for you to say
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5.
How long is a piece of string?
The same shape as something beige
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6.
If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a:
7.
How can you easily complete this level?
Follow the path of least resistance.
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What!? You're almost done!
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8.
In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier, which plane would win?
Flamin' Yawn can spit fire, but the Queen is harrier.
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9.
Hey kids, what time is it?
10.
Is there a correct answer for this question?
Yes, the correct answer is A.
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12.
Psy-Crow was named after which Shiny employee?
13.
What was the answer to the previous question?
14.
I think I've heard that before ...
Andy probably told you already
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16.
What exactly is a mojo?
A really big cup of coffee
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A command, as in "mojo your own lawn"
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17.
Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?
18.
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should:
Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees
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Aim at the right side of the pins
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Aim at the left side of the pins
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19.
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is:
Part of the 'Contract With America'
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The way I met my last wife
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20.
Animotion 2 is:
Isn't that some band from 1983
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The sequel to the hit movie, "A Notion for Motion"
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21.
What is the 'Manta'?
Isn't that the thing Greg got when the family went to Hawaii?
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A new post-grunge industrial-jazz ska band
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22.
How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire?
A bazillion rounds a second.
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23.
Who is the king of the animals in Africa?
24.
Can Jim speak Spanish?
Si, aber he nicht el francais hablo, though.
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25.
What is a Chip Butty?
Some silly English food. Usually with clotted cream.
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Something you'll hopefully never to experience.
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A totally rad power up.
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26.
How do you compute the area of a circle?
Pie are round, but Nick Jones is square.
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27.
Why is this question here?
Don is hell bent on getting his name into this game.
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Would you care to spin the wheel?
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Don't get smarmy with me, just answer it.
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28.
Jim is to worm as Jam is to:
29.
When Peter Puppy gets angry, he:
Acts like he's been 'belted by gamma rays'
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Pretends he is rock band and trashes hotel rooms.
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30.
Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size?
Huh? Which one is different?
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It makes him look like David Bowie
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31.
What color is Jim's red gun?
32.
What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese?
Doc Duodenum is lactose intolerant.
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33.
Who is Leo Tolstoy?
The guy who wrote the manual
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Warren Peace's best friend
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34.
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite Christmas carol?
35.
Can I borrow ten dollars but only take five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five and we'll both be even.
I don't have any money on me right now.
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36.
Coal is to water as light bulb is to:
37.
Would you like that on account or gift certificate?
A Gift Certificate, please.
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On account of I'm cool.
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I'll take the ceramic Dalmation for $1500.
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38.
Have you read the instruction manual?
Yes, but I can't find where tab A fits into slot B.
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39.
Use what in place of butter when cooking?
40.
How many donuts are in a dozen?
8, by the time you get home.
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Do I have to share these?
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13, if you smile nicely.
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41.
Can Jim tie himself into a knot?
He probably can, but he'd only do it to impress girls.
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43.
Does misery love company?
No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple pre-adolescent crush and true love.
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44.
What year did the Battle of Hamstrings take place?
45.
When will The Hammer tie the knot?
As soon as he gets his 'woodsman' merit badge for knot tying.
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46.
Does Jim's mother approve of the girls he dates?
Jim never brings any home.
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Worms do not have mothers. They reproduce asexually.
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47.
Sometimes the correct answer isn't:
48.
Jim's super suit is:
Filled with healthy and delicous oat bran.
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49.
I don't get it.
The right answer is often wrong, and the rest don't make sense, so you haven't much of a chance anyway.
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50.
The correct answer is:
51.
What character was not in the first EWJ game?
Professor Monkey-For-A-Head
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52.
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium?
53.
In college Jim played what sport?
54.
Where does Mrs. Schultz live?
Up a hill in that old spooky house no one will go near - even on Halloween
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55.
Why are we here?
That's a question for Des Cartes
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Because Scott is coming at 10am.
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56.
What is the meaning of life?
57.
Is this a trick question?
58.
What is Jim's favorite fighting game?
59.
What is Jim's second favorite disguise, after 'Blind Sally'?
The Prime Minister of England
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60.
What kind of license do you need to fly a pocket rocket?
61.
Can you rub your stomach and pad your head?
Yes, but Simon didn't say.
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62.
Phrase your response in the form of a question.
63.
What Broadway musical is based on annelids?
64.
What is Jim's favorite magazine?
Tiny Elvis Collector's Quarterly
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65.
Have you seen the Earthworm Jim Cartoon?
66.
How many legs does the shark have?
67.
If cigarettes cause cancer what causes capricorn?
Poor fitting shoes in southern france.
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One and one half pounds of butter.
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68.
Can Jim speak France?
Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.
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69.
What flavor is a cow?
70.
If Dan was stuck in Mexico City, how many days would it take before he would eat?
Mexican food is good; Dan is evil.
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72.
Who are you?
Now tell me, who are you?
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73.
What is the Union Jack?
Organized labor's tool for changing a flat tire.
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74.
If I said you had a nice personality, would you:
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Can Jim speak German?
Bitte, wo ist die toilette?
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76.
How does Jim spell his first name?
77.
What is Princess What's-Her-Name's real name?
78.
If 'A' is the correct answer, what is 'B'?
79.
"Alas poor Yorrick..." was written by:
80.
Can Jim speak Japanese?
81.
Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling?
83.
Jim's super suit is what size?
84.
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step?
85.
During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as:
86.
Where is Jim originally from?
The Upper west side of Manhattan
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87.
Seven times seven equals:
C'mon, I really need this power-up!
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88.
Jim's favorite magic trick is:
Pulling a rabbit out of a hat
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Pulling a worm out of a super suit
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Sawing Psy-Crow in half
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89.
May I be excused to go to the bathroom?
The Industrial Revolution
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90.
In China, this American cartoon character was renamed. What was he called?
91.
What food is not available on the streets of New York City?
92.
If Jim wasn't an earthworm what would he be?
93.
These walk down stairs, alone or in pairs.
Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool as they used to be.
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94.
If Mike runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with peaches?
As soon as Herb arrives
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As soon as Mike leaves town
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I thought there wouldn't be any math on this test...
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