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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Mongolia
How Low Can A Country Go?
Trinidad and Tobago
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Costa Rica
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Spain
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Grenada
Ancestral Home Of The Goons
Bulgaria
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Ghana
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Hungary
God's Practical Joke
Bangladesh
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Myanmar
Description
Country
Allah's Cat Box
Afghanistan
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Mali
Come On In-- The Water's Fine!
Gambia
Earth's Crawlspace
Nepal
Birthplace Of Classical Muzak
Austria
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Ecuador
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Niger
They Are Called "Kyrgyz", And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Kyrgyzstan
Neutral... Too Neutral
Switzerland
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Jordan
2 Comments
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Level 60
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!