1
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Here's
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to
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beer!
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The
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cause
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of,
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and
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solution
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to,
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all
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of
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lifes
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problems.
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2
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No
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TV
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and
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no
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beer
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make
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Homer
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something
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something.
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3
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Trying
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is
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the
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first
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step
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towards
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failure.
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4
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You
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don't
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like
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your
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job,
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you
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don't
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strike.
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You
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go
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in
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every
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day
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and
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do
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it
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really
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half-assed.
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That's
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the
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American
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way.
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5
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If
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something's
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hard
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to
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do,
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then
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it's
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not
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worth
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doing.
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6
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I've
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learned
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that
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life
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is
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one
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crushing
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defeat
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after
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another
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until
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you
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just
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wish
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Flanders
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was
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dead.
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7
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Just
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because
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I
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don't
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care,
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doesn't
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mean
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I
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don't
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understand.
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8
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Maybe,
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just
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once,
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someone
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will
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call
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me
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'sir'
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without
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adding,
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'you're
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making
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a
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scene.'
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9
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You'll
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have
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to
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speak
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up,
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I'm
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wearing
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a
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towel.
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10
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You
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can
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have
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all
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the
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money
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in
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the
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world,
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but
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there's
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one
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thing
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you
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will
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never
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have...
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...a
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dinosaur.
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11
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Max
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Power!
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He's
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the
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man
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whose
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name
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you'd
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love
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to
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touch.
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But
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you
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mustn't
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touch!
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His
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name
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sounds
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good
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in
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your
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ear,
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but
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when
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you
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say
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it,
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you
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mustn't
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fear
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'cause
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his
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name
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can
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be
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said
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by
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anyone.
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12
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D'oh!
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13
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Woo-hoo!
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14
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Why
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you
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little!
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15
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Mmmm...
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Beer...
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