Plot
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Song
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After a summer suicide up at Choctaw Ridge, a family is oblivious to the fact that their daughter was involved with him, eats apple pie
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Ode to Billie Joe
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If he consummates their relationship, he must promise to marry her; he regrets it
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light
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Overnight stay turns into a lifelong prison sentence (of their own device)
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Hotel California
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Kid kills himself in front of his class
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Jeremy
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Guy tries to pick up girls at a high class luncheon, movie theater, the beach, and Larry's wedding
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Bust a Move
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Musician knows all the regulars at the bar, including John the bartender
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Piano Man
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He kills people in fancy gloves and leaves their bodies oozing life
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Mack the Knife
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Future rock star goes to a rigid boarding school where they won't let him have pudding if he doesn't eat his meat
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Another Brick in the Wall
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She has a long list of ex-lovers who will tell you she's insane
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Blank Space
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Twenty-somethings get high in the bathroom, party until the bar closes, find someone to carry them home
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We Are Young
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She's just a girl who claims that I was the one (but her kid was not my son)
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Billie Jean
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Everybody meets up at a dilapidated building to party: tin roof rusted
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Love Shack
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Betty's parents made her break up with Jimmy, the big man on campus - but he drove too fast in the rain that same night
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Leader of the Pack
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He's riding his horse til he can't no more
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Old Town Road
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Remember when we made love in the green grass behind the stadium?
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Brown Eyed Girl
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The ex thinks so highly of himself, he probably thinks she wrote the song for him
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You're So Vain
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Lola's man is killed by a mobster at the club where she worked
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Copacabana
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Abused girl gets revenge on her daddy with a bullet to his brain - she ain't never gonna be the same
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Janie's Got a Gun
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He knows that she's leaving for the cheating side of town
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Lyin' Eyes
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Mom shows up at a PTA meeting to sock it to those hypocrites, after they sent an insulting note about her clothing and behavior
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Harper Valley PTA
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