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A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill holds more than his belican. He can take in his beak, Enough food for a week, But I’m damned if I see how the ... |
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hellcan
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A magazine writer named Bing, Could make copy from most anything; But the copy he wrote, Of a ten-dollar note, Was so good he now lives in Sing ... |
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Sing
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A flea and a fly in a flue, Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, “Let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the ... |
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flue
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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, ... |
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Nantucket
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There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, “It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my ... |
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beard
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An elderly man called Keith, Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten ... |
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beneath
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There once was a runner named Dwight Who could speed even faster than light. He set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous ... |
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night
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There was a young lady named Alice Who was known to have peed in a chalice. ‘Twas the common belief It was done for relief, And not out of protestant ... |
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malice
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A painter, who lived in Great Britain, Interrupted two girls with their knitting, He said, with a sigh, "That park bench, well I, Just painted it, right where you're ... |
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sitting"
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There was a young lady named Cager Who, as the result of a wager, Consented to fart The complete oboe part Of Mozart’s quartet in F ... |
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Major
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There once was a farmer from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds. It soon came to pass, He was covered with grass, But has all the tomatoes he ... |
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needs
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There was a young lady of Cork, Whose Pa made a fortune in pork. He bought for his daughter, A tutor who taught her, To balance green peas on her ... |
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fork
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There was a young lady named Hannah, Who slipped on a peel of banana. As she lay on her side, More stars she espied Than there are in the Star-Spangled ... |
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Banner
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There was a girl from Rabat, Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat; It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found she had no tit for ... |
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Tat
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There once was a young man from Lyme Who married three wives at a time. When asked, "Why a third?" He replied, "One's absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a ... |
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crime"
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are ... |
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comical
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There was a young man of Montrose Who had pockets in none of his clothes. When asked by his lass Where he carried his brass, He said, ‘Darling, I pay through the ... |
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nose"
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God’s plan made a hopeful beginning. But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We trust that the story Will end in God’s glory, But at present the other side’s .. |
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winning
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There was a young lass of Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink As you’d probably think But was grey, had long ears, and ate ... |
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grass
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There’s a wandering tribe with a ban on baloney In the deserts of Hebron their sheep could get lonely While others built towers They pondered for hours Inventing a god who’s the one and the ... |
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only
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