Ebert's Most Hated #2

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"This is the kind of movie where they'll bring a couple of characters onscreen and begin to set up a joke and then, just when you realize you can predict exactly what's going to happen ... not only doesn't it happen, but nothing happens - they just cut to some different characters!"

"I believe that the shark wants revenge against Mrs. Brody. [...] After all, her husband was one of the men who hunted this shark and killed it, blowing it to bits. And what shark wouldn't want revenge against the survivors of the men who killed it?"

"Young Men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you've been thinking it over, and you think you should consider some time apart."

"The movie 'Ed Wood', about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for [this movie]."

"[Title] is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still wanting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should've gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that."

"You (the lab rat) are placed in a Skinner box (the movie theater) and subjected to random negative stimuli (filmed violence, as a substitue for electrical jolts.)"

"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

"[Title] wasn't written and directed, it was committed."

"Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through [title]."

"Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the Witness Protection Program."