Pro Wrestling Promo Quotes #4

"And you know, you have to face the facts, that the vast majority of you are just born with inferior DNA. And you say "It's not fair I'm born with inferior DNA!" But you feel sorry for yourselves, you wallow in your self-pity, and then you have to face the facts, that life is not fair. And some of you, a select few, you might as well go ahead and admit it, you might as well own up to the philosophy, for some of you, and that is that - Life sucks, and then you die!"

"You lost your focus, Tommy. And you lost the girl. Keyser Soze said the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Well, Tommy ... I exist. And I'm gonna be your own personal demon. Because this saviour has already been crucified for your sins.

"Because while Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW, damn you. While Bobby Heenan and Gene Okerlund were dancing around singing "Tutti Frutti", ECW was producing the edgy TV that you named "Attitude." 'Oh, we've got Attitude!' You've got nothing, man! What you've got is my ideas and you stole my life, my money, my legacy! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!"

"Eight years ago I broke my neck. I had spinal fusion surgery, which means they move your throat over, put a plate in there and screws. Its really in depth surgery. But because of that surgery I knew that I was wrestling on borrowed time from that point on. So fast forward in the last little while I've been in a lot of pain. I've been losing feeling in my arms. So I passed a strength test and I made it through WrestleMania, but the WWE wanted me to take more tests, and thankfully I did because the MRI shows that I have to retire."

"January 2014, you leave me when I needed you most, when I believed in you! You left me! You left all of us! That's when I realised if the best in the world couldn't do it, why could some dumb, 5 foot nothing, ADD riddled Jew boy? So I went to college like a good boy, I packed my bags and I drove off and I quit on my dreams, and I buried my happiness deep down, I buried my dreams deep down, until one day I'm in my dorm room and I'm scrolling on Instagram, and there's an account called The Wrestling Classic. And there's a photograph of CM Punk shaking hands with Bryan Danielson. CM Punk, the same guy who I believed in, the same guy who left me when I needed him most, I was livid, I packed my bags, I got in my car, and I promised to myself that day, I made a promise that I was going to become the best in the world in spite of CM Punk! I made a promise that whatever outcast kid at school, who was getting bullied, who was getting bullied, had me to watch on his TV screen and I made a promise that I wasn't going to leave him high and dry, just like you did CM Punk, you gutless coward!

"But as of last week, not anymore, cause I got it back. I GOT IT AAAAAAALL BACK! And I like it. I like what I'm feeling, Rey. So I've got a little piece of advice for you, homes. See, nothing and no one is going to ever take away my Latino Heat again."

"Hey girls: I want you to take one last look of what a loser looks like. Why don't you go home and help the misses with the dishes, pal? I'm going downtown."

"Well, I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there I shifted around a series of medical institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then I set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I once electrocuted a man's testicles. Years ago I had a girlfriend named Katie, but—uhm, let's just say that that didn't turn out so well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been buried, divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and tombstoned a priest and, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose."

"LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam. Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time."

"I think I'm cute, I've got gold medals,

"For all who walk on the mortal side of life, take heed: On January 24th, the next sacrificial lamb will be led to slaughter, and your simple minds won't allow you to believe who the next victim will be. So attend if you dare, resist - and you subject yourself to agonizing pain and extreme suffering. So until we meet again, accept the Lord of Darkness as your savior! Allow the purity of evil to guide you!""

"And I was there. I was there when she took her final breath. She pulled me in close, and she said 'You're the one'. She said 'They chose you, long before you were ever in existence'. And I understood what she meant. Her touch... could save the world, but her kiss burns it to the ground. I love you, Sister Abigail."

"See where all my freaks are horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size and size does matter and they know that they don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they see the big dipper. No no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper and satisfaction's coming when I go behind and do the bump n' grind and it's only a matter of time before they call me the big bad booty daddy! So Goldberg, realize this. I only care about two things in this world: my freaks and my peaks and I'll beat your ass down at Fall Brawl and I'm about to put you in the ______ recliner and I'm gonna whisper in your ear, 'Size does matter, bitch!'"

"And most importantly, Cody, on November 9th at Full Gear, when you challenge 'Le Champion' for the AEW championship, you know what's gonna happen to ya? I'm gonna beat the ever-living SHIT outta you! And then we're gonna walk the streets of Baltimore and we're gonna have a little bit of the bubbleh in celebration! WE ARE THE INNER CIRCLE! You're welcome."

"But for a clever man like yourself... it was very foolish to take advantage of a disadvantaged boy. Because now, you've made an enemy out of me! And if you want to fight, look no bloody further! Because I will quite gladly now, go and change into my ring attire, and I will join you back in that ring, and I will BATTLE YOU with EVERY OUNCE of VILE AND VENOM that RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS!"