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Coronavirus Rhapsody Lyrics

Raúl Irabién has produced a brilliant spoof of Bohemian Rhapsody to fit these times of the pandemic. Can you complete the lyrics below?
This song has also been covered by Phoenix Chamber Choir
Quiz by Kymmenentuhatta
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Last updated: May 8, 2020
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First submittedMay 8, 2020
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Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown, no escape from reality
Don't touch your eyes
Just hand sanitise quickly
I'm just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
Washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window
The curve doesn't look flatter to me
 
Mama, just killed a man
I didn't stay inside my bed
I walked by him, now he's dead
Mama, life was so much fun
But now I've caught this unforgiving plague
Mama, ooooh
Didn't mean to make them die
If I'm not back to work this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if people didn't matter
 
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye eveybody, I've got the flu
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooh (I look out the window)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all
Flatten the curve
Stay home, stay safe
 
I see a little silhouette of a man
What a douche! What a douche!
Did he ever wash his hands though?
Security is tightening, very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low, masturbate. Don't go to work
 
I'm just a poor boy facing mortality
He's just a poor boy facing mortality
Spare him this life from this monstrosity
Touch your face, wash your hands
Will you wash your hands?
Bismillah, NO
We will not wash our hands
Bismillah, we will not wash our hands
Wash your hands!
We will not wash our hands
Wash your hands!
We will not wash our hands
Never, never, never, never any more
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
 
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia
(Mamma mia wash your hands!)
Covid-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
For me!
For me!
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh, baby
Can't do this with me baby
Just gotta stay home
Just gotta stay home with my fever
 
Curving can get flatter, anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you'll see
Just look out your windows
2 Comments
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Level 29
May 5, 2021
72% without ever hearing the song is pretty good I'd say! Giving me the first letter helped a LOT. Great quiz! I'm definitely going to check out this parody; absolutely hilarious!
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Level 15
May 24, 2023
Is better the original than this!