Quote
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Candidate
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"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno"
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John McCain
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"The moral test of government is how it treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the aged; and those in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy, and the handicapped"
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Hubert Humphrey
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"Eagles don't flock, you have to find them one at a time"
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H. Ross Perot
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"You know what they say about men with small hands"
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Marco Rubio
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"Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users."
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Ralph Nader
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"Neil, I was mentioned too"... "Yeah, they said, 'everybody'"
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Ben Carson
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"What is Aleppo?"
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Gary Johnson
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"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in"
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George McGovern
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"Like a good general, I treated everyone who wasn't with me as against me"
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Michael Dukakis
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"Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuits question, I am confident I will be the answer"
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Ted Cruz
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"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I believe in"
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Mitt Romney
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"But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them"
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Barry Goldwater
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"What difference does it make?"
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Hillary Clinton
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"The only way you can do that [decrease taxes, balance the budget, and increase military spending] is with mirrors, and that's what it would take"
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John B. Anderson
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"The internet is a great way to get on the net"
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Robert Dole
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"A zebra does not change its spots"
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Al Gore
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"The Dakota access pipeline is vandalism on steroids"
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Jill Stein
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"Why does the air force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"
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George Wallace
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"America is sick and tired of hearing about your **** emails!"
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Bernie Sanders
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"We are not the prisoners of a predetermined future"
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John Kerry
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"You have to be careful quoting Ronald Reagan, because when you quote him accurately it's called mudslinging"
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Walter Mondale
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