Dwight Logic - Random

"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."

"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged."

"I signed up for second life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same… except I could fly."

"Those who can't farm, farm celery."

"I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England."

"Will I get over it? Mmm. No. But life goes on."

"To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. Maybe they have something against living forever."

"When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."

"I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most."

"Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's."

"The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel."

"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'"

"Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the neck."

"You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once."

"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose."