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Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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Last updated: January 5, 2022
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That's What He Said
What He Meant / What's Correct
"If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens, or some pad Thai"
Collard greens
"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute
"I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly
Personal
"You know what they say, keep your friends close"
Keep your friends close and YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER
"…there's no rest for the sick"
No rest for the wicked/weary
"That’s fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony" - Oscar Martinez
"What is October feast?" - Michael Scott
Oktoberfest
Why don’t you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?
backstabs people OR stabs people in the back
"Today I am headed over to the job fair (…) to find some new interns. Get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place"
Youthanize (not coined) OR Rejuvenate/Revitalize
"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"
X-Axis
"I believe the expression was cut off your nose it's a spider-face" - Jim Halpert quoting Michael
Cut off your nose to spite your face

"...it's really beyond words. It's really incalculacable"
Incalculable
"Why don’t you enliven me?"
Enlighten
"Do you like TCBY?" - Michael Scott
"Who doesn’t?" - Jim Halpert
"I can’t believe it’s... I can’t believe it’s yogurt" - Michael Scott
TCBY - The Country's Best Yogurt
ICBIY - I can’t believe it’s yogurt
"You can be (…) a... migraine worker"
Migrant worker
"No, Dwight! Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T"
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
"…find out if there are any skelletons in his attic"
Skelletons in the closet
"Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 Gs"
3000 (dollars) OR 3 Gs (grand)
"You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me
I have a disease. (…) I cant even say it. H... I... R-P-E-E-S
H-E-R-P-E-S
(after spanking his twenty something nephew)
"There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment"
Corporal punishment
"the early worm gets the worm"
Early bird catches the worm
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