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Unagi isn't something you are, it's something you have
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Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal
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Name? I know Ross, but what is it short for? You know, like, like Rossel or Rosstepher
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I have a really strong feeling that this cat is my mother
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If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer
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Dear god! This parachute is a knapsack
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Paper! Snow! A ghost!
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- Phoebe, do you have a "plan"? - I don't even have a pla
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Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they won’t let you do it
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I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
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That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on anyone of you
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I. Am over. You. And that, my friend, is what they call closure
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Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Monica did
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Joey doens't share food!
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This is brand new information!
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And remember, if I'm harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong
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L is for love and what is life without love. O is for oh wow. The V is for this very surprising turn of events
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Good job, Joe, you're quite the craftsman
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Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you
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I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment
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