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Are You Too Dumb To Live #2

Never anticipated making a sequel to this one, but much to my surprise, the first quiz in this series is actually one of the most taken quizzes I ever made, in addition to generating more discussion than any other.
This one is a little bit harder than the original, but I made it all multiple choice to help.
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The best way to predict the future is
a) educated guesswork based on research and a solid understanding of history, b) studying two-thousand year old scribblings of uneducated desert nomads, c) tarot cards, d) Astrology, e) the psychic hotline
A
The field of cryptozoology has led to the discovery of
a) nothing important, b) BigFoot, c) the Loch Ness monster, d) chupacabra
A
World Trade Center 7 was destroyed by
a) a combination of structural damage from falling debris and fire, b) a controlled demolition, c) time traveling Zionist leprechauns
A
The Earth is how old
a) about 4.5 billion years, b) about 5,000 years, c) about 10,000 years
A
Anthropogenic global warming and climate change is
a) supported by an overwhelming majority of all scientific research, b) a vast Leftist conspiracy to destroy the industry of the United States and bring down the West, c) a scheme to make money on solar panels, wind turbines, and documentaries featuring Al Gore
A
All Muslims are
a) Muslims, b) terrorists, c) pedarests, d) violent, e) Arabs, f) misogynists
A
The Pentagon on Sept 11, 2001 was hit by
a) a commercial jet liner, b) a missle, c) a government drone, d) rocket-propelled unicorns
A
Speciation through Natural Selection (Evolution) is
a) a Scientific Theory so amply supported by all available evidence that biologists treat it as fact, b) "just a theory" i.e. a guess- completely different from a Scientific Theory, c) a conspiracy by Atheists meant to discredit religion, d) lies from the pit of Hell
A
Americans are
a) people much like any other, b) evil imperialists, c) under the thumb of a Zionist cabal, d) exceptionally stupid, ignorant, or uneducated, e) exceptionally racist, f) less informed than the average person about matters that do not concern them directly
A
Knowledge of modern science and/or current events can be found in this ancient text:
a) none of the below, b) The Bible, c) The Koran, d) the Torah, e) the Adharva Veda f) the works of Nostradamus
A
Numerology is
a) complete and utter nonsense, b) the key to finding hidden meaningful information in everything
A
The Rothschilds
a) were a wealthy Jewish banking family, b) worked with Hitler to fabricate the Holocaust, c) instigated World War 2 to profit from it, d) control several governements in Europe, e) some combination of the above
A
The best way to treat an illness is
a) modern Western medicine, b) Homeopathy, c) prayer, d) blood-letting, e) power crystals, f) magnets, g) spinal alignment, h) ground tiger testicle, i) laughter, j) acupuncture, k) fasting or a toxin flush
A
Atheism is
a) a position on a single question, b) a religion, c) selfish people just trying to fool themselves, d) a militant political ideology e) a Statist plot, f) Satanic
A
Osama bin Laden was
a) A Saudi national, Muslim jihadist, and terrorist largely responsible for 9/11 and other attacks killed by Navy SEALS in Pakistan, b) a CIA operative, c) Jewish, d) made-up, e) killed long before May 2, 2011, f) never killed at all
A
Race is
a) an almost farcical, largely useless, near completely arbitrary social construct, b) best put into the three categories of White Black and Asian, c) a sound method of dividing up people for the purpose of creating prosperous societies and avoiding miscegenation.
A
The best country is
a) none of the below, b) America, c) Australia, d) the United Kingdom, e) Thailand, f) France
E
claj40
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Level 34
Sep 26, 2013
Appropriate process for taking this quiz: 1 - Answer first question correctly. 2 - Answer second question correctly. 3 - Realize that all answers are A. 4 - Press A until it stops working. 5 - realize final question is not answer A, read final question and try each answer until successful. 6 - furrow eyebrows at the odd logic of final question. 7 - go back and read the questions. 8 - nod ones head, smile, and think how great the world would be if everyone thought this way, but still question the logic of final question. Irony, perhaps? 9 - think up and post a witty comment.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Sep 26, 2013
just my sense of humor. Though I do love Thailand, that question wasn't meant to be taken seriously. I think to truly ace the quiz would mean leaving the last question blank.
Gyrenaica
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Level 35
Nov 8, 2013
Go Thailand! Im American and Thailand is rising. Financially and economically.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Nov 11, 2013
Thailand pros: the most amazing beaches in the world, great shopping, fantastic nightlife, delicious food, beautiful *extremely* friendly women, nice people, relaxed culture, open and permissive society regarding most things, good international airport, warm weather all year round, very foreigner-friendly, good hospitals, good public transportation, everything is cheap, $10 massages, several budget airlines, almost impossible to be lonely there.

Cons: a bit conservative, corrupt obscenely wealthy king considering how poor the country is, widespread poverty, Bangkok humidity, dirty backpackers and sex tourists, too religious (though, if you're forced to pick one of the major ones, I guess Buddhism is the way to go), censorship, civic unrest, Muslim terrorists in the south, Gulf residents taking over the area around Soi 4, unrealistically high condo prices, being expected to stand for the king's song before movies, few good-paying jobs.

Kyle72211
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Level 58
Jun 20, 2014
Koh Phi Phi = most gorgeous place on earth.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jun 20, 2014
I think you may be right.
smartcookie17
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Level 45
Jul 20, 2014
RUN! IT'S RISA ALL OVER AGAIN! Star Trek, anyone?
Jiaozira
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Level 70
Aug 23, 2016
Any country to earn the title, "Land of Smiles", must be a great country :)
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jan 26, 2018
I visited Phi Phi this year for the first time since 2007 and... it wasn't quite the pristine paradise that it was ten years ago. Maybe it was dirty before and the tsunami washed all that away? Not sure, but, was slightly disappointed. :( It's still very beautiful just wasn't completely overwhelmed like I was the first time I went, it's much more crowded now, there's been some erosion, some places are run-down, and the beaches do not get proper upkeep. Little bits of litter everywhere.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jan 26, 2018
I was also really (even more) disappointed with my return to Phuket. It has become so touristy and expensive. So many scams. Hard to find a nice girl on Bangla Rd who isn't just there to rip you off now; total opposite of before. And $12 hamburgers at Burger King, in Thailand, is just criminal.

Bangkok is still more or less the same though the girls on Soi Nana are not as pretty as they used the be and the bars not as lively or interesting. Prices on everything have gone up but not as much as in Phuket. But there are more clean and upscale shopping and dining areas.

CloudedLeopard
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Level 35
Jul 26, 2022
One more Thailand con: Shane Warne died there :(
rawe
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Level 66
Mar 11, 2015
Hahahaha very true. Nice sense of humor also :)
Jeremy
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Level 74
Dec 28, 2015
Exactly the same thing I did.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Sep 27, 2013
Another easy quiz to make that has already been taken 24 times. :) Maybe I'll have to make a part 3...
Ponderosa
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Level 86
Nov 27, 2013
Hint: A

;)

kalbahamut
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Level 82
Nov 27, 2013
shhh! don't give away the answers!
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Dec 18, 2013
I should add a question about Princess Diana's death. I knew there were some nutter conspiracy theorists out there on this subject but until it made headlines again recently I didn't realize just how crazy they were. Theories such as the SAS shined a light in the eyes of the driver to make him have an accident.... based on random speculation and ignorance... it's exactly like the 9/11 conspiracy theories. Maybe I'll save it for part 3.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
May 16, 2021
damn. I made a part 3 now and forgot about this again. There's just been so much nonsense out in the ether the past few years; very easy to lose sight of any one bit of it. We're truly living in a post-fact world, and I feel my efforts to combat this have failed miserably.
manchesterutd10
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Level 55
Jan 20, 2014
I didn't get to read the questions in the last one because after the first two I just knew the pattern with these quizzes would mean that everything would be a. On the last on though, I just guessed the random one that you would most likely put as the answer. A big-step up from the first one. Make more!
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jan 21, 2014
haha.. wait a minute. You liked this quiz a lot more than the first one because you could complete it without even reading the answers and you just hit "A" for everything? Well, I'm happy you enjoyed it.
smartcookie17
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Level 45
May 26, 2014
The real right answers, from my POV:

A

A

A

D(about 4014 years)

D(ridiculous)

A

A

D

A

B

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

kalbahamut
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Level 82
May 27, 2014
This isn't about point of view it's about verifiable facts, but thank you for playing, and I appreciate the feedback. :)

Also, since the real age of the Earth is 4.5 billion years you don't think "about 5000 years" is close enough to "4014 years?" 986 years is pretty inconsequential in geological or astronomic terms. To quote Mr. Richard Dawkins, "If somebody believes that the world is only a few thousand years old, when the true age of the Earth is of the order of a few billion years old, that means they are out by a factor of... a million. Which is not a trivial error! It's equivalent to believing the distance from New York to San Francisco to be 28 feet."

smartcookie17
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Level 45
Jun 25, 2014
I am a creationist, sir!
smartcookie17
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Level 45
Jun 25, 2014
And a Christian!
smartcookie17
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Level 45
Jun 25, 2014
And I see your point on the 5000 year thing.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jun 26, 2014
I gathered that you were a Creationist. However, the scientific method is not a matter of point of view. There is no credible evidence to back up the belief that the Earth is less than 5,000 years old. And I'm very aware of the arguments that people like Ken Ham and Ray Comfort make. I used to be a Creationist myself. Eventually I came to realize this: it's not a point of view equal to all other points of view, it's a willful disregard for what has been demonstrated through evidence.
smartcookie17
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Level 45
Sep 5, 2014
Well then, chalk me up as a willful disregarder. :) I never liked going with the flow anyway.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Sep 5, 2014
Being a rational skeptic isn't "going with the flow." The majority of people are not skeptical. It actually requires thinking differently than most people.
englishsystem
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Level 68
Dec 15, 2015
I wonder if creationist atheists exist? :P
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Dec 15, 2015
There are atheists who believe that life on Earth was "seeded" by extraterrestrials or something like that.
BurgerBoy
+1
Level 18
Oct 18, 2014
... really ...
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Dec 20, 2014
totes
Felax0
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Level 78
Oct 30, 2014
I enjoyed the first quiz a lot. I enjoyed this one just as much. I appreciated the comments on this one more (and, well, I read more of them) because they were much more civil in tone. I actually agree with just about every point on here but I will point out that I have known some extremely intelligent and well-educated people who are still religious (in one variety or another) and/or are conspiracy theorists. I will even point out that a lot of the people whose works rationalists base their views on still managed to believe in God (or at least the God-of-the-Gaps). I also find it intriguing that it is nearly impossible to convince a conspiracy theorist that they are wrong or someone who is not a conspiracy theorist that a conspiracy theory is correct. I realize that the title is probably part of your sense of humor and will admit that I took it because of the title, but I will respectfully disagree on the "too dumb to live" point. And I will take the 3rd if you ever make it.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Oct 31, 2014
You're right. The title isn't meant to be literal. I also know plenty of smart people who are religious and/or conspiracy nuts. I used to be deeply religious myself. I didn't get any smarter when I became less so. There was just a fundamental shift in how I viewed the world and processed information. I decided that it wasn't enough to feel like something was true or rationalize a belief in something. I became a skeptic. I think I have very good reasons for being a skeptic and could support this worldview at length if asked to do so. But I realize that skepticism does not necessarily equal intelligence. It's a way of looking at the world that is learned, not something innate, like intelligence.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Oct 31, 2014
Also it would be very easy to convince me of the validity of a conspiracy theory or a religion. Just provide some real evidence.
Felax0
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Level 78
Oct 31, 2014
I have noticed that the evidence provided by Conspiracy Theorists tends to be more negative than positive evidence. Most of the theories revolve around "holes" in the "official version/cover story." It is much more common to hear something along the lines of "It wouldn't look like that if that's what really happened." than "The scatter pattern of the debris would indicate . . . "
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Oct 31, 2014
They have no evidence. They've got dumb questions that are easily answered and asinine theories that are easily debunked, and have been, yet in the face of these answers and those theories' debunking they go on believing anyway. Raising questions is fine and good. Raising questions that have been answered and then insisting they haven't been answered because you don't like the answer is not.
thecoolestdude2
+1
Level 68
Dec 22, 2014
Time-traveling Zionist leprechauns... priceless. This quiz series really made my day.
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Dec 22, 2014
Happy you enjoyed it. I'm working on an April Fools Quiz sequel that is sort of in the same vein.
Tyrannore
+1
Level 33
Feb 23, 2015
The atheist bias is real.
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 23, 2015
Prove it.
HutHutVikes
+1
Level 58
Jul 25, 2021
I don’t believe that Atheist bias exists, just like how you don’t believe in god.
Quizzer6794
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Level 65
May 22, 2015
So... you are from Thailand?
kalbahamut
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Level 82
May 22, 2015
No. I am not a biased jingoist like some other commenters on this site.
Quizzer6794
+1
Level 65
Sep 2, 2015
back then, i had no idea you were from Saudi Arabia (or Bahrain?).
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Sep 3, 2015
I was born in the United States. I consider myself a global citizen, though currently my passport is still American. I have lived in South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Israel, Turkey, and currently Romania. I've spent considerable amounts of time in, and have significant ties to, Thailand and the Philippines. I actually prefer not disclosing this information most of the time because most people have so many biases and prejudices that they can't see past them after they know a few small details about you, such as where you are "from."
Quizzer6794
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Level 65
Sep 4, 2015
Ah, yep, I've seen the 'were you reborn?' convo earlier. lol! And that makes much more sense, how you're temporarily living in Romania, I thought you were driving through for the past like 2 months! :D
Yankee
+2
Level 51
Sep 7, 2015
Typical kal. We'll see how smart you are when you forgot to pay attention to the tea leaves and find yourself the victim of the Jewish world domination.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Sep 8, 2015
Is that going to be before or after Obama takes all our guns and sends us to FEMA camps? ... any day now...
samiamco
+1
Level 69
Sep 26, 2015
Now I am SURE I love you. I am about to move to Chiang Mai, so I entered "E" totally unbidden. ....Wait... are we maybe the same person?
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Sep 27, 2015
Thanks. I'm... fond of you, as well.
Sulps
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Level 56
Dec 5, 2015
Race is a) an almost farcical, largely useless, near completely arbitrary social construct... Largely useless, yes. Near completely arbitrary, perhaps. Almost farcical social construct, so everyone has the same skin tone? I've never understood the "Race is a social construct" theory, is there a better way to explain it?
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Dec 5, 2015
Is skin tone the best definition for race that you can come up with? If so, it is indeed a pretty farcical concept. That would mean spending a day at the tanning salon would change your race. It would be an albino child with dark-skinned parents would be a different race than the rest of their family. It would mean that there were people from Nigeria, Southern India, New Guinea and the Australian Outback who were all in the same race; just as there would be Japanese, Italian, Algerian, Argentinian and Turkish people who belonged to the same race. And the question of how many degrees of variation in the tone would be necessary before you found a different race would come up.

For a more thorough explanation, see here

Gamer1162
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Level 60
Feb 10, 2016
Did it in less than 5 seconds
Yossarian
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Level 64
Feb 24, 2016
Question 9 should be D...
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Feb 24, 2016
This is commonly believed by those who are themselves guilty of this description, and there are no shortage of those types on people in the world. Including in America. So, it's not surprising that some end up on this quiz (and have trouble finding the correct answers).
MyMindWentBlank
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Level 61
Feb 6, 2017
Yes, some Americans are exceptionally stupid, but that doesn't say anything about the rest of us.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jul 18, 2018
your comment and others like it says a lot, though.
TheLocalMilkMan
+1
Level 44
May 12, 2020
Just go to the subreddit r/facepalm
Skamps
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Level 41
Feb 28, 2016
This is a great quiz, accept for the last one. There is no "best country". Don't get me wrong, Thailand is a great country. It. like many other formerly third world countries, is modernizing, not to mention it has a really awesome culture and history. But every country has it's ups and downs. The government in Thailand for example is infamous for corruption. The United States may have widespread obesity and Donald Trump, but we have a beautiful, huge country and a population composing of people from all over the world. The UK may be ethnically divided and UKIP is a pain, but the effects their culture has had on the world cannot be ignored. Even Iraq and Syria have good things about them. There is nothing wrong with being proud of your country, but accept that every country has its ups and downs and that we, as a species, are all one in the same.
kalbahamut
+1
Level 82
Feb 28, 2016
Why so serious?
Gamer1162
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Level 60
Aug 24, 2016
Surprised to see none of the two quizzes have a question relating to "flat earth". Funny enough, I learned that people still believe in that, finding out due to a guy named Eric Dubay on YouTube. Along with that, this Eric guy believes Hitler was a actually trying to save us from the jews, he also has videos name "Gravity doesn't exist" and "Relativity doesn't exist". On top of that, he doesn't even believe in the moon landing. And thanks to both of your quizzes (and the stupid beliefs of the internet quiz from QM), I've realized how many stupid conspiracy theories people still believe. What's next, the Mayan people were correct that the world ended on 2012 and that what we are living on is a hologram.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Aug 24, 2016
I didn't believe that these people really existed (except for one very old very stupid cleric in Saudi Arabia that even other Saudis were making fun of) until somewhat recently when I wandered into the FlatEarthers YouTube section.

Still.... I think it's a pretty negligible number of people who think this way. I hope. I was trying to pick out things that are believed by a reasonable percentage of the population. By reasonable I'd say at least 10% or more.

kalbahamut
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Level 82
Aug 24, 2016
Also... start a blog about that Mayan hologram theory and I don't doubt that you will have a few disciples. Skeptics have made up similarly dumb conspiracies before with no evidence, posted it online, and soon had people swearing by it, just to prove the point that some of these people will believe anything.
Gamer1162
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Level 60
Aug 25, 2016
I may start it just to see how many people fall for it. But I'll need to find things to "back up" my claims, which will be very hard to do, but I guess it'll be worth it. I guess the technique of saying "that you've been brainwashed by the government into believing..." is quite effective, especially since it works with some of the flat earthers and many other people.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Aug 25, 2016
what do you mean you need to back up your claim? These people have absolutely nothing... some blurry pics... some dumb video with creepy music... that's AT BEST. Often it's just random delusional ramblings on some anonymous person's blog.
Gamer1162
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Level 60
Aug 25, 2016
True, the only thing they say when they are questioned is either "you are brainwashed by the government" or "you are blind". I guess that also works. I honestly don't understand their purpose with trying to find out if Hitler really killed Jews or if the Earth is flat. They say it's because "finding this out could make you wonder what else the government has lied to you about", but I honestly wouldn't care what the government is hiding or lying to us about. As long as I can live my life in peace, I honestly don't care what they are hiding. Oh well, as they say in my native Spanish "Cada loco con su tema" (translated to 'Each madman, or crazy person, with their own theme)
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Jul 19, 2018
Most of the Flat Earthers are crazy Christians who point to the fact that the Bible describes the Earth as flat and the universe as geocentric, and so have decided that Satanists cooked up this conspiracy to fool people into believing in a spheroid Earth to take people away from Jesus. It's some serious high concentration stupid.
Unobtainium
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Level 29
Apr 10, 2024
Glad you brought it up. It's pretty concerning. I believe that's the wrong way to interpret the Bible.

The verses commonly cited apply more to a circle than a sphere, such as "the four corners of the Earth" in Revelation 7:1. This is most definitely just an expression for distant locations, the same as "the ends of the Earth" used elsewhere. Others like Samuel 2:8 and Psalm 75:3 refer to the "pillars of the earth". This is a single part of a larger metaphor, comparing the earth to a house and getting the point across that the Earth is God's creation.

If you take these verses fully out of context(I'm guilty of this myself), you don't receive the intention that was meticulously written by professional scribes using every possible technique to preserve meaning.

There's also the point that these books were written by people thousands of years ago. Even IF the Bible DID flat out say that the Earth was flat, of course the authors didn't know what the earth was shaped like, not for sure.

leviOsa
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Level 37
Apr 3, 2018
So Number 7 isn't D?!?!?!?!
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Apr 3, 2018
Produce a YouTube video with some ominous music on the subject and I'm sure that you could convince someone.
TWM03
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Level 70
Nov 17, 2018
Hi @kal. A couple of months ago we talked about the question on medicine, but for some reason it has been deleted. Just in case you still wanted to see my source about the overprescription of antibiotics, here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ggnhpGvvA

Watch from 27:15 to 28:15. And actually maybe the whole thing if you want, it is all pretty relevant.

kalbahamut
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Level 82
Nov 17, 2018
I remember a conversation about western medicine and I think we eventually agreed that we were defining western medicine in different ways but otherwise essentially agreed?

I don't delete comments but QM wiped out everything posted by users who had not authored quizzes and were inactive over a year. Many follow-up comments were also lost in the purge.

TWM03
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Level 70
Nov 17, 2018
Yes, that might be it. And, yes we did come to that agreement. Personally I don't think it makes much sense not to define overprescription of antibiotics, antidepressants or painkillers as included in "Western medicine", but you're entitled to define the term however you like if it is your quiz. You asked for a source about my statement that this is happening in the West, and stated that you had seen it but mainly in Saudi Arabia and the Philippines. Also you said that if a doctor wrongly prescribes antibiotics they are not following standard practise and are liable to be sued. This source shows doctors prescribing them even though there is only a small probability that they will be effective and defending their decision. I got the impression that the practice is fairly standard, as the GP was willing to defend the decision on camera. I also felt like they were really unlikely to be sued as the patient asked for them and it would be hard to prove their responsibility.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Nov 21, 2018
Western medicine is properly defined as treating illness with whatever medicines, techniques, or surgical procedures have been best demonstrated to treat said illness. It is research based and subject to peer review and revision, not based on intuition or tradition without evidence. Good practitioners of Western medicine must constantly stay up to date on all current literature and follow "best practices." Over-prescription of of antibiotics definitely is NOT advised, and anyone who does that is not properly practicing Western medicine. It doesn't matter if a doctor does it or even if the National Health Service allows it. They're not following best practices if they do that. The adverse effects of overprescribing antibiotics are very well documented.
TWM03
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Level 70
Nov 21, 2018
Yes I agree, and don't want to spend a lot of time arguing definitions. What I meant was that overprescription of drugs should be considered as a distinct and probably worse problem than so-called "alternative medicine". The reason why medicine that has been proven to work (beyond the placebo effect) is called "Western Medicine" is so that it can be distinguished from homeopathy, prayer, magic crystals, faith healing etc. without people who practise the above claiming that they are part of "Western Medicine". This distinction is not the relevant one in the context of overprescription, hence my previous statement. I'm not trying to claim that overprescription of antibiotics is advised by Western Medicine, or that doing so is properly practising it. Nor am I claiming that any of the treatments listed above should be used instead of real medicine if you actually have a disease (although the placebo effect can be useful for diseases that are partially psychological, such as chronic pain
TWM03
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Level 70
Nov 21, 2018
or depression). As I said before, I think we're in agreement primarily, although it is good that you ask me to clarify things if they seem to imply things I don't mean.
Baxtergrad
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Level 52
Feb 9, 2021
Snippets from conspiracy theory blogs and videos I viewed just for the heck of it:

"But if you look closely, you can see the FBI badge on their arm..."

"Those rocks are WAY too organized to be natural."

"Be sure to share this so the truth gets out."

kalbahamut
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Level 82
Feb 9, 2021
right. And make sure you share it before it gets deleted by the Illuminati. - quoted from a video posted to YouTube 10 years ago and still visible today with a million views.
inesgbl
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Level 19
May 14, 2023
bon quizz, je le recommande à mes french fellows
Visa
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Level 55
Jul 7, 2023
How dare you you leftist rightist fascist christian muslim mysogynistic racist pedophilic sanghi !@*!@#$%^%$#!!!! Every single answer to your question must be b). You will face your fate once you die. You will be forced into the worst reaches of hell for the propoganda that you are peddling!! I am appalled by how ignorant you can be! Please never make another quiz again, because I am entitled to take every quiz on JetPunk and I will do that, but you cannot do anything.
Visa
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Level 55
Jul 8, 2023
To anyone wondering, I'm joking. Sorry if it wasn't clear
999uuu1
+2
Level 43
Dec 12, 2023
Your single carrying of Bush era liberalism well into the 2020s is delectable. I feel like you need to be preserved for all humanity to gaze upon. Truly kino stuff.
kalbahamut
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Level 82
Feb 11, 2024
While it's true, of course, that we're always learning new things. And the wise will take the time to assimilate new information and be open to changing their views and opinions based on that. Still... right is right. Wrong is wrong. True is true. False is false. Reality is not subjective. These things do not change according to cultural or political fashion.

People always project. I have no doubt that *you're* political opinions are in perfect lock-step with whatever is trending on Reddit or Tumblr (or X or Parlour?) right now... but... mine have never been. I've been a committed rational skeptic my entire adult life. My opinions *never* were popular. Not now. Not during the Bush era, which I'm guessing was before you were born. I've always been an independent thinker without a tribe who believed what was evidently true and advocated for what made the most sense. Liberal, conservative, or whatever.

kalbahamut
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Level 82
Feb 11, 2024
But all of that, and your smug and misplaced condescension aside... as oft repeated: these quizzes are not based on my opinions or my political views. They're based on facts. Maybe your political views require that you believe in something other than what is evidently or demonstrably factual. Mine do not. This puts me at odds with every politician from every era.
Capybarra
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Level 42
Feb 13, 2024
This one was DEFINITELY easier than the first one. (Except for the last question)
Unobtainium
+1
Level 29
Apr 10, 2024
Kal help. I typed in "b" for "studying two-thousand year old scribblings of uneducated desert nomads" and it didn't give me the point. It's so difficult to tell what your opinions on religion are.
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