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Answer
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Political opponent he personally imprisoned
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Hillary Clinton
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South Dakota monument to which he added his own portrait head next to those of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt
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Mount Rushmore
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New national beverage called "Donald's Cock Tail" containing Vodka, (special) Milk, and Liberals' salty...
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Tears
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Mass immigration from China ensued when cheap laborers where needed to build this construction at the Southern border
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Great (Anti-) Mexican Wall
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"Trumpnocare" replaced this federal statute
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Obamacare
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Trump ended the Second Civil War after he captured this former governor, re-programmed him and sent him to California to terminate the rebels
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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He introduced this kind of reptile, called Pepe, as the new national mammal
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Frog
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He introduced this rodent as the new national bird as "it does a terrific job covering my baldness. I'm not bald! How dare anyone say so?!"
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Guinea Pig
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Vice president, formerly known as Bruce
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Caitlyn Jenner
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He formed an "Axis Beyond Evil" with these countries, led by Vladimir Putin, Bashar al-Assad and Rodrigo Duterte, respectively:
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Russia
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Syria
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Philippines
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Gave this state back to Russia as it is "too cold for Americans anyway (and Sarah Palin is becoming a threat for me)" in exchange for riding lessons with Putin
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Alaska
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Non-secular office Trump acquired in addition to his presidency, under the regnal name "Donaldus I."
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Pope
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Phallic bronze Manhattan building which replaced the White House as the seat of the American President
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Trump Tower
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Former name of the Department of Deportation
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Department of Transportation
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He invaded this country, rid it of an Islamist regime, and restored Angela Merkel's rule (who now goes by the title "Die Führerin")
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Germany
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Instead of standard presidency elections, he proposed a real-life Hunger Games event in 2020 and lost to this archery girl
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Katniss Everdeen
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