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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice

Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
Quiz by DixMille
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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First submittedMarch 26, 2019
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
statues ✓
country ✓
cities ✓
kingdom ✓
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
twits and clods ✓
dumb dickheads ✓
little girls ✓
real numb skulls ✓
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
pencils ✓
pretzels ✓
potatoes ✓
potassium ✓
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
city hall ✓
pretty girls ✓
copper mine ✓
swimming pool ✓
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
no ✓
six ✓
more ✓
one ✓
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Education ✓
Metro ✓
Filtration ✓
Military ✓
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
space ✓
waste ✓
thinking ✓
opposition ✓
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
people ✓
place ✓
race ✓
nation ✓
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
side ✓
fence ✓
town ✓
part ✓
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
China ✓
Russia ✓
Uzbekistan ✓
Turkmenistan ✓
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
water ✓
helium ✓
greed ✓
bone ✓
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
industry ✓
we are ✓
wrestlers ✓
potatoes ✓
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
toothbrush ✓
braces ✓
toffee ✓
TV ✓
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
factories ✓
town squares ✓
restaurants ✓
prostitutes ✓
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Russia ✓
China ✓
Uzbekistan ✓
Turkmenistan ✓
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KingEureka
+5
Level 62
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
nichster
+5
Level 55
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
9OneOne
+1
Level 19
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
WilderA
+1
Level 52
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?
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