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Game Genre

Best Microsoft Excel Space Simulator out there.

MMORPG

best incest simulator of the decade 10/10 would lannister more

Grand Strategy

TRIANGLE BOOBIES

Action Adventure

Poored a bottle of ether on a girl's pair of panties to knock out a perverted CIA agent. 10/10

Stealth

I let my target notice me. He tried to follow me. A crocodile ate him. I am an assassin.

Action/Stealth

Gandhi approached me with gifts then nuked me. 11/10

Turn Based Strategy

This is the best elevator sim on the market. If you like elevators, this is a must play.

RPG

Bought this, installed it, and it lived up to its name by magicly disapearing from my hardrive.

First Person Shooter

You were working for the Italian Mafia, then 10 minutes later you're killing them with katanas. 11/10.

Action

Dead parents simulator.

Action

The story follows four pill addicts hallucinating the zombie apocalypse as they stumble around shooting people.

Survival Horror

Episode 1: typical teen school drama. Episode 2: uhmmm.. what? Episode 3: What. The. Hell. Episode 4: WHAAAAAT? Episode 5: I'm Sorry..

3D-Adventure

A charming game that places an indefatigable and likable android protagonist in an overall melancholy and wistful setting of crumbling edifices, broken machines, and seedy robots.

2D-Point-and-Click-Adventure

Killing Nazis with a variety of weapons has never been so much fun!

Ego-Shooter

It's like minecraft in space. Expect there are alomost no bricks. And no mines. And no stupid community. And great developers. So it's everything but minecraft in space.

Simulator

This game is basically Nascar. You go around in circles until you have to fix stuff... and hope an angry hillybilly doesn't kill you.

Survival Horror

had 12 children with 8 diffrent people, became president then died cooking pancakes. 10/10

Simulator

I love it when friends touch my balls

Sport-Simulator