Statistics for Bob's Burgers Character Quotes

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Quote	Character	% Correct
"You're my children, and I love you, but you're all terrible."	Bob	100%
"Summer is awful! There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself!"	Gene	100%
"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"	Teddy	100%
"Don't tell me not to dance, dad!"	Jimmy Junior	90%
"That sign says 'no running' and you're running your mouth!"	Linda	80%
"Grade A ground beef. Meaning we dropped it on the ground."	Louise	80%
"Bob, I think my medium rare burger is turning into a well done situation."	Mort	80%
"I'd write about the guy who flies the helicopter on The Bachelor."	Tina	70%
"Guess who's on new meds?"	Gayle	60%
"Go back to your seat, Gene. And wipe that baby off your face."	Mr. Frond	60%
"You'll be out of business by then, Bob. Don't worry."	Jimmy Pesto	50%
"Wait, A.I. like, 'as if'?"	Jocelyn	40%
"You two are making me feel smart."	Zeke	40%
"All you're doing is making the shark more dangerous, Bob."	Hugo	30%
"I just was punched in the face. By your harsh words!"	Randy	30%
"Who's breathing on my line?"	Sergeant Bosco	30%
"That is literally the stupidest thing anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever."	Tammy	30%
"It doesn't get hot, but the bubbles still work."	Dr. Yap	20%
"You give me that toilet!"	Max Flush	20%
"My pants are staying on."	Mickey	20%
"Throw him in the shell pile!"	Gretchen	10%
"Oh, well done! That's the money shot!"	Mr. Fischoeder	10%
"Dark, dirty water. Under a horrible bridge."	Chuck	0%
"That's right, the hostage situation is moving... to Fish Rocket Burgers."	Olson	0%
"We're all glued to a toilet called earth!"	Speedo Guy	0%