Interesting Quotes - Page 1

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.

Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? It's to see my dividends coming in.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.