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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.
- Unknown
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Do you know the only thing that gives me pleasure? It's to see my dividends coming in.
- John D. Rockefeller
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.
- Pablo Picasso
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"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story."
It has been attributed to Mark Twain.
"Don't believe everything on the internet, even if there is a quote with a name or picture beside it"
-Abraham Lincoln, False quote
oh wait
"Joke"
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce
But it's on the internet, so... maybe he did?
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."
-Possibly Miles Kington