Statistics for Father Ted Quotes

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Chair! Curtains! Floor! ______	Gobshite!	81%
Are you sure, Father? There's _______ in it!	cocaine	67%
That money ___ ____ _______ __ __ _______	was just resting in my account	57%
Oh, great! What'll we call him? _____! _____ the Priest!	Flipper	56%
Get away from me! I don't want to catch the _________	menopause	47%
Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. ______ ___ ___ ___ ____	Chewing gum for the eyes	36%
Sack me! Sack me! _ ____ ___ ___!	I made the BBC	33%
I'm a _____ ______	happy camper	32%
Never buy black socks from a normal shop. They _____ ___ _____ ____	shaft you every time	32%
Knock, knock, Ted. Who's there? Father Dougal McGuire. _________ _____	Goodnight Dougal	27%
You won't be able to come with me when I go ____ _____. I'm going to be the first priest __ _____	into space	27%
Well Ted, as I said last time, __ ____ ______ _____	it won't happen again	20%
That gobshite again! __ __ _____ ___ ___ ___!	Is he never off the air	17%
The way I feel now I could _______ ____	convert gays	14%
Ted, __ _____ ___	I'm going mad	7%