I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings
I'm like Young Sheldon, if he fucked
You could have been lured into an electronics store by a pushy Israeli and forced to buy a camera you don’t want
I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.
My balls are about to shit
I'm not nervous. I'm just uncertain how things will go and, therefore, deeply terrified
I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there
Daniel, you've been a busy little asshole, huh?
I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked
We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango
You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'
Just jerk yourself off and get your shit together!
I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin
I love how you inspire me to jack off
Yeah, let's be sexy pirates with peg legs made of dildos
Are we really doing the Electric Slide right now?
Well, time is a flatbread pizza, so you do you, baby
Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed
Ladies, women, girl bosses, let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is. The boys!
Dad, your breath smells like pussy
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Barbara Glouberman
Coach Steve
Connie
Daniel
Jay 1
Jay 2
Jay 3
Jessi
Judd
Lola
Matthew 1
Matthew 2
Maury 1
Maury 2
Mona
Nick 1
Nick 2
Rick
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