Are you a dog

dog (note: this quiz is a joke)

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Last updated: January 14, 2023

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1. Wgat the dog doin

bowbowbhow woofwoof ✓

miaaou ✓

barkbark ✓

nice opinion. small issue. i have stolen your toilet paper. ✓

2. do you have a snout

yess 😊🐶 ✓

of course i have snot. it is in my nose ✓

what that 🤔 ✓

frog ✓

3. Are you a human being

Y-y-yess 😨😰 why are you questionjing me??? I am a normal human being and i enjoy hobbies such as breathing, yelling in singing bars, working in a corporate job and scratching bum. ✓

I am doog ✓

No ✓

Yes ✓

4. Do you have fur

does body hair count as fur? ✓

yes ✓

*sphinx cat meow* ✓

No i am vegan ✓

5. What is yiur favourite snack

bone (yummy 😋😛) ✓

milk n fishhies ✓

choccy snaks ✓

sizzling walnut brownie topped with in-house french vanilla ice cream, served with craft beer and a delightful potato starters basket and three delicious sauce varieties. ✓

6. Do you have an owner

yesss :) ✓

no i am the master of this world and universe actually 😅 ✓

i am but a lone traveller 😔 in this cold and lonely world, there is no one to claim me and no one i can call mine ✓

no i am the master of this world and universe, bow down to me you filthy peasant 😾 ✓

7. where do you sleep

a cosy bed for myself ✓

kitchen counter ✓

garbage truck, landfill or sewer ✓

mama papa's bed (im scared of monster in the dark 😢) ✓

8. have you committed any of the following crimes yes or no

downloading pirated copies of movies ✓

tax fraud and embezzlement ✓

illegal immigration and smuggling of drugs ✓

murder and aggrevated assault ✓

9. what is your height

around 23-25 cm ✓

56600 cm to 6000 cm ✓

6 feet 10 inches (i am also very muscular and i go to the gym and i am a feminist i believe in equality i have fluffy hair and nice jaws and i listen to mitski and taylor swift and harry styles and conan grey please date me) ✓

somehwere between 15 to 110 cm ✓

10. will u eat food afyer this quiz (and bathing)

i will eat chicken ✓

i have no requirement for any variety of sustenance ✓

cake ✓

nooo i will not bathe i am stinky boy ✓

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