Cosmere Characters By Quotes

"He had a jaw so straight it made other men doubt if they were."

"No Mating!"

"So yes, I... have shat myself in shardplate, three times, all on purpose."

"I'm pure. I'm a child and stuff. I'm so storming pure I practically belch rainbows."

"You two are a pair of nails in the same doorframe. Stern, hard, and storming annoying to pull free."

"My dear friend, the entire point of life is to find ways to get other people to do your work for you."

"Notting about the seeing. Wasing about the not seeing."

"I guess it can't be any harder than having a staring contest with mortality."

''I could not become a dragon. I am an utter and complete failure that.''

"What's a dog?"

"Make me pretty so they'll be extra disturbed if my face ever unravels. And give me voluptuous curves, because they remind me of a graphed cosine. And also boobs look fun,""

"Everybody knows I'm irreperably handsome"

"I am offend... Very offend... No apologize! Boots!"

"A man can never have enough cousins."

"I know this because I am intelligent and articulate. You should compliment me now."

"The only point in creating something is to watch it die."

"I always say, when trouble troubles you, keep a stiff’s upper lip! Or several."

"He's suffering from a rather terminal and perpetual ailment. Namely, that of being dead."

"I am a stick."