Statistics for Awful Geography Wordplay

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
What do you call a hurried Soviet?	A {Rushin' Russian}!	93%
What do you call an Italian who keeps wanderin’ around?	A {Roamin’ Roman}!	60%
What do you call lacquer from Warsaw?	Polish Polish!	60%
What do these jokes do to the Vietnamese capital?	They {Annoy Hanoi}	60%
What do you call a mellow dude from Santiago who’s havin’ a relaxin’ stretch on a sofa?	A {Chill Layin’ Chilean}!	47%
What do you call an overeatin’ person from Tbilisi?	A {gorgin’ Georgian}!	47%
What do you call a sled from the capital of Colombia?	A {Bogotan Toboggan}!	33%
What do you call an American in a tug of war?	A {Yanky Yankee}!	33%
What do you call a lawn trimmin’ Polynesian from Nu’ulua?	A {Mowin’ Samoan}!	27%
What do you call a Dubliner’s desire to have better vision?	An {Irish Eye Wish}!	27%
What do you call a veranda full o’ ganders in Lisbon?	A {Portuguese Porch o’ Geese}!	27%
What do you call an Incan who lived during the biblical flood?	A {Diluvian Peruvian}!	13%
What did the retired Shah from Tehran say when asked what his career was?	I Ran Iran!	13%
What do you call a Prussian who’s relevant to the matter at hand?	A {Germane German}!	7%
What do you call a Parisian hand tool that has a coat of animal hair?	A… {French Fur Wrench}…	0%
What might Americans have because of the “Do Not Travel” advisory for Iran?	A {Persian Aversion}…	0%