Statistics for You have two cows...

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General Stats

  • This quiz has been taken 39 times
    (38 since last reset)
  • The average score is 5 of 16

Answer Stats

HintAnswer% Correct
You steal your neighbor's bull and ignore the government.Anarchism
77%
The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.Socialism
71%
You sell one and buy a bull.Capitalism
66%
The government takes one away and presses it into military service.Fascism
54%
Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.Democracy
46%
Your lord takes some of the milk.Feudalism
40%
The government takes both and then shoots you.Nazism
31%
To register them, you fill in 17 forms in triplicate and don't have time to milk them.Bureaucracy
17%
You sell both to the rich. The government then taxes the richest cow and gives it to the poor.Liberalism
11%
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.Surrealism
11%
You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Then the government sends you to prison.Soviet Communism
9%
Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.Pure Communism
6%
They stampede you.Pacifism
6%
You look for two other cows to milk.Platonism
6%
Both got kidnapped.Yemenism
6%
You get married and your partner milks them.Idealism
6%

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