Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?

Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?

A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.

Vatican City has won the best flag contest.

A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…

Can just one bird tango?

A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…

My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.

I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.

Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?

I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…

I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.

An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.