Badly Described Hint
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Badly Described Occupation
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Someone who fierociously scribbles in a notepad then publishes their markings in an over-complicatedly folded paper that no one reads anymore.
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Journalist
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Person who lies a lot about the bad stuff other people do.
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Lawyer
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Person who covers up the bad stuff they do with a bunch of fake promises.
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Politician
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Someone who travels to enormous rotating objects in a large vessel that gets smaller and smaller the farther it goes along.
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Astronaut
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Someone who beats the crap out of a piece of hot metal to shape it into a pointy object.
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Blacksmith
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Someone who cries professionally to portray other people’s problems.
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Actor | Actress
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Someone that raises living things just so they can be eaten or sold later on.
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Farmer
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Someone that mumbles nonsense to one person before translating his nonsense to other people who don’t understand the nonsense.
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Translator
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Someone who points at a fake map to describe things that can also just be seen by looking outside
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Meteorologist
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Someone who shoves a microphone in an innocent person's face and expects them to tell a story.
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News Reporter
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Muscular person who throws or hits round things for the enjoyment of others.
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Athlete
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Someone who delivers the tasty requests of customers on unnecessarily large trays.
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Waiter
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Someone who escorts people through all sorts of structures and discusses how much it costs to live depending on someone's selection.
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Realtor
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Person who puts the things you want on a red thing, adds them up, and then shames you into donating to some cause.
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Cashier
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Someone that chops, boils, and/or fries the dead bodies of once-living things to satisfy the pains of someone's mid-section.
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Chef
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Person who stares at a body of water to watch for vanishing bodies
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Lifeguard
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Someone that wears a white coat, tests your bodily functions, and gives unreasonably long names to when there's something wrong with you.
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Doctor
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Someone who sells fragrant corpses of once living green things to delight the noses of people.
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Florist
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Someone who makes sure wild living things stay "domesticated" in cages which they will spend the rest of their lives in for the enjoyment of young children.
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Zookeeper
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Someone who mentally abuses the brains of (small) children.
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Teacher
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