Statistics for My Favorite Country Names

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Drier than chicken, leaner than duck	Turkey	92%
--"___!" --"Really? You could've just walked!"	Iran	62%
UEFA says it's Europe, but geography says it's Asia	Azerbaijan	54%
The outlier in Central America	Nicaragua	46%
Lebron could never	Jordan	38%
Land of a common Vietnamese dish (with the second letter missing)	Poland	38%
Similar to the name of a town in Illinois	Angola	31%
It's the funniest name in Africa	Djibouti	31%
A Spanish city (nearly)	Grenada	31%
Singular form of a parasite mostly spread among children	Laos	31%
Vroom vroom	Central African Republic	23%
The Spanish masculine form of a famous classical garment	Togo	23%
Two cardinal directions in one name? A bit unnecessary	East Timor	15%
Put the emphasis on the first syllable to get an accessory mammary organ	Nepal	15%
Childish insult, mispronounced	Uruguay	15%
French pronunciation of a fastening device	Bhutan	8%
What I'll say when a 1970s Ford comes cruising by my house in 2050	Madagascar	8%
Land of cravats, misspelled	Thailand	8%
A man from Ankara describing the outcome of his beach vacation in bad English	Turkmenistan	8%