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There
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once
|
was
|
a
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boy
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named
|
Harry,
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destined
|
to
|
be
|
a
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star.
|
His
|
parents
|
were
|
killed
|
by
|
Voldemort
|
who
|
gave
|
him
|
a
|
lightning
|
scar.
|
Yo
|
Harry,
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you're
|
a
|
wizard!
|
Harry
|
goes
|
to
|
Hogwarts,
|
he
|
meets
|
|
|
Ron
|
and
|
Hermione,
|
Mcgonagall
|
requires
|
he
|
play
|
for
|
Gryffindor.
|
Draco
|
is
|
a
|
daddy's
|
boy,
|
Quirrell
|
becomes
|
unemployed.
|
The
|
sorcerer's
|
stone
|
is
|
destroyed
|
by
|
Dumbledore.
|
Ron
|
breaks
|
his
|
wand
|
now
|
Ginny's
|
gone
|
and
|
Harry's
|
in
|
mortal
|
|
|
danger.
|
Tom
|
Riddle
|
hides
|
his
|
snake
|
inside
|
his
|
ginormous
|
secret
|
chamber.
|
Harry
|
blows
|
up
|
Aunt
|
Marge.
|
The
|
dementors
|
come
|
and
|
take
|
charge.
|
Lupin
|
is
|
a
|
wolf,
|
the
|
rat's
|
a
|
man,
|
and
|
now
|
the
|
Prisoner
|
is
|
|
|
at
|
large.
|
They
|
use
|
time
|
travel
|
so
|
they
|
can
|
save
|
the
|
Prisoner
|
of
|
Azkaban
|
who
|
just
|
so
|
happens
|
to
|
be
|
Harry's
|
Godfather.
|
I
|
don't
|
really
|
get
|
it
|
either.
|
Harry
|
gets
|
put
|
in
|
the
|
Triwizard
|
|
|
Tournament,
|
with
|
dragons
|
and
|
mermaids.
|
Oh
|
no!
|
Edward
|
Cullen
|
gets
|
slayed,
|
he's
|
back!
|
Harry,
|
Harry,
|
it's
|
getting
|
scary
|
Voldemort's
|
back
|
and
|
you're
|
a
|
revolutionary,
|
Harry.
|
Dumbledore,
|
Dumbledore,
|
why
|
is
|
he
|
ignoring
|
your
|
constant
|
attempts
|
|
|
to
|
contact
|
him.
|
He
|
is
|
forced
|
to
|
leave
|
the
|
school,
|
Umbridge
|
arrives,
|
Draco's
|
a
|
tool.
|
Kids
|
break
|
into
|
the
|
ministry.
|
Sirius
|
Black
|
is
|
as
|
dead
|
as
|
can
|
be.
|
Oh.
|
Split
|
your
|
soul,
|
seven
|
parts
|
|
|
of
|
a
|
whole,
|
theyre
|
horcruxes.
|
It's
|
Dumbledore's
|
end.
|
There
|
once
|
was
|
a
|
boy
|
named
|
Harry,
|
who
|
constantly
|
conquered
|
death.
|
But
|
in
|
one
|
final
|
duel
|
between
|
good
|
and
|
bad,
|
he
|
may
|
take
|
his
|
final
|
breath.
|
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