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Who Said It? "The Office" Edition

Good luck and have fun with this quiz! Figure out which person from The Office said each quote!
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Last updated: October 16, 2021
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1. “The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is D.M.I. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, Morons, and Idiots. Because that’s what you’d have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.”
Jim
Dwight
Michael
Oscar
2. “I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.”
Jim
Phyllis
Angela
Pam
3. “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.”
Kelly
Andy
Michael
Erin
4. “A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and um, we all took it really hard.”
Ryan
Kevin
Michael
Jim
5. “Dwight mercy-killed Angela’s cat.”
Pam
Oscar
Jim
Kevin
6. “Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents; a boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?”
Dwight
Angela
Oscar
Michael
7. “An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.”
Meredith
Creed
Dwight
Michael
8. “I got six numbers. One more and it would have been a complete phone number.”
Kevin
Meredith
Creed
Erin
9. “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”
Holly
Stanley
Martin
Michael
10. “I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.”
Ryan
Oscar
Pam
Kelly
11. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”
Pam
Dwight
Jim
Stanley
12. “Power points are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”
Dwight
Michael
Toby
Erin
13. “No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs… Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?”
Michael
Holly
Phyllis
Dwight
14. “Today, smoking is going to save lives.”
Stanley
Phyllis
Andy
Dwight
15. “The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.”
Erin
Stanley
Ryan
Kevin
2 Comments
+1
Level 53
Oct 14, 2021
You have to fix #9
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Level 45
Oct 16, 2021
Just fixed it, sorry.