Statistics for Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

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That's What He Said	What He Meant / What's Correct	% Correct
I have a disease. (…) I cant even say it. H... I... R-P-E-E-S	H-E-R-P-E-S	100%
"Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant" "And there's that smudgeness"	{Smug}/{Smug}ness	100%
"Yesterday, (…) I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an epiphery"	Epiphany	86%
"Stacey, broke up with me" - Kevin (...) "She's... You don't deserve her" - Michael Scott	{She} doesn't deserve {you}	83%
"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"	X-Axis	83%
"Why don’t you enliven me?"	Enlighten	82%
"…tell him to call me ASAP as possible"	{ASAP} (only) OR {as soon as possible}	80%
"the early worm gets the worm"	Early {bird} catches the {worm}	80%
"My mind is going a mile an hour"	Going a mile a {minute}	80%
"You know what they say, keep your friends close"	Keep your friends close and {YOUR} {ENEMIES} {CLOSER}	77%
"I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment"	{Corporal} punishment	75%
"Wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t" "What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?"	Shouldn't and Won't (a mix)	75%
"This is what we want. Our balls are in your court"	{The} {ball} is in your court	75%
"…those things are like ticking time-bags"	Ticking {time}-{bombs}	75%
"Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 Gs"	3000 (dollars) OR 3 Gs (grand)	71%
"You say 'no more parties', and then you spend all of this money on lunch. I think it's a little hypercritical"	Hypocritical	71%
"I am downloading some N3P…" - Michael Scott "That's not it" - Jim Halpert "...music…" - Michael Scott	MP3	71%
"Contraptions! She's Contrapting"	Contractions	67%
[to a woman] "OK. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!" - Dwight Schrute "Hey, you don’t deserve her" - Michael Scott	{She} doesn't deserve {you}	67%
"Come here you. Ahh, the prod....er..progidal....uh.. my son returns"	The {prodigal} {son}	63%
"Because Phyllis - a woman - has uslurped my role as Santa"	Usurped	63%
(regarding Kelly's eating disorder) "She always eats my lunch" - Erin Hannah "Anorexia. She's an anorexitic" - Michael Scott	Anorectic/Anorexic (spelling) OR Bullymia/Bullymic (context)	62%
"…he (Jesus Christ) can heal leopards"	Lepers	57%
"This is like a witch hunt. This is like The Blair Witch Hunt Project"	The Blair Witch Project	57%
"The business world is a doggy-dog world"	{Dog} {eat} {dog} world	56%
"That’s fancy feast. Ultra feast is something they made up so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony" - Oscar Martinez "What is October feast?" - Michael Scott	Oktoberfest	56%
"Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean…"	The ends justuify the {means}	56%
"Today I am headed over to the job fair (…) to find some new interns. Get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place"	{Youth}anize (not coined) OR {Rejuvenate/Revitalize}	56%
Why don’t you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?	backstabs people OR stabs people in the back	50%
"To tell you or not, and I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good and catharctic"	Cathartic	50%
"If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens, or some pad Thai"	{Collard} greens	50%
"Well, well, well… How the turntables…"	How the {tables} have {turned}	50%
"…there's no rest for the sick"	No rest for the {wicked/weary}	50%
"They are in, for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with"	Not to be {trifled} with	50%
"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute "I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly	Personal	50%
"I'm gonnaaa... stay up all day. I'm gonna sleep up all night"	Stay up all {night} and sleep up all {day}	50%
"Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch"	{Welding} (mistype)	50%
"Hmm… that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"	Aftertaste	44%
"...the odds of them (Jim and Pam) getting together were insurmountainable"	Insurmountable	44%
Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure	{Fund} Run	43%
"You're going to H-E-L-L-double-hockey-sticks. You're going to hell, Stanley"	H-E-double-hockey-sticks	40%
"You can be (…) a... migraine worker"	{Migrant} worker	40%
(after spanking his twenty something nephew) "There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment"	{Corporal} punishment	38%
"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was intregal to the story" - Michael Scott	Integral	38%
"…find out if there are any skelletons in his attic"	Skelletons in the {closet}	38%
"...now, at a time TDB all of these problems will be in the past"	TBD (to be determined)	38%
"No, Dwight! Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T"	R-E-S-P-E-C-T	36%
(handing a hat to Donna) "I have your baguette"	Barrette	33%
"I like this chair (…) it is urkelnomically correct"	Ergonomically	33%
"You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three"	Fool me once {shame on you}. Fool me twice {shame on me}	33%
"A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary lifestyle which can contribute…"	{Sedentary} lifestyle	33%
"It's too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok"	Spiral out of {control} OR {Run} amok	33%
"The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriosity"	Inappropriateness	30%
"…you encouraged it. You were complicit. Complicit. You were all successories!"	Accessories	29%
"They are trying to make me an escape goat"	Scapegoat	25%
"Ridiculous, Angela. And like I'm going to believe one of his (Andy) spermed lovers"	{Spurned} lovers	25%
"Who wants some munchies?"	Who {has} {the} munchies?	22%
"I believe the expression was cut off your nose it's a spider-face" - Jim Halpert quoting Michael	Cut off your nose to {spite} {your} {face}	20%
"Two queens on casino night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody"	Drop a {bomb} on everybody (a big surprise)	20%
"…On a boat. Who knows. It's nebulose"	Nebulous	20%
"Look, I watch The L Word, okay?" - Michael Scott "Good. Good" - Jan Levinson "I watch *Queer as Fuk!** ...so…" - Michael Scott	Queer as F{olk}	20%
"... get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right?"	This would be a huge {scoop}	17%
"I felt it would be [answer] to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace" - Gabe Lewis "Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro... propriate. Carry on" - Michael Scott	Apropros	13%
"Do you have a crescent.. uh.. crescent allen?"	Crescent Wrench OR Allen Wrench	11%
"...it's really beyond words. It's really incalculacable"	Incalculable	11%
"My plan... A man. Panama"	A {man}, a {plan}, a {canal}. Panama!	10%
"I was probed. By an alien life force"	Alien life {form}	0%
[while cutting his pants] "Okay. Oh... there we go. Watch that I don’t hit my corroded artery here…"	C{arotid} artery (not in the leg, in the {neck})	0%
"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness"	{Cleanliness} is next to Godliness (not from the Bible)	0%
"I'm saying that you're being sexist" - Karen Filipelli "No. I'm being misogynistic" - Michael Scott (meaning the opposite)	{Inclusive}	0%
"…I consider myself a great philanderer"	Philantropist	0%
"...it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas…"	Propagate	0%
"Do you like TCBY?" - Michael Scott "Who doesn’t?" - Jim Halpert "I can’t believe it’s... I can’t believe it’s yogurt" - Michael Scott	TCBY - The {Country}'s {Best} Yogurt {ICBIY} - I can’t believe it’s yogurt	0%