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Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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Last updated: January 5, 2022
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First submittedJanuary 4, 2022
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What He Meant / What's Correct
"I'm saying that you're being sexist" - Karen Filipelli
"No. I'm being misogynistic" - Michael Scott
(meaning the opposite)
Inclusive
I have a disease. (…) I cant even say it. H... I... R-P-E-E-S
H-E-R-P-E-S
"…you encouraged it. You were complicit. Complicit. You were all successories!"
Accessories
"I felt it would be [answer] to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace" - Gabe Lewis
"Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro... propriate. Carry on" - Michael Scott
Apropros
"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was intregal to the story" - Michael Scott
Integral
"...the odds of them (Jim and Pam) getting together were insurmountainable"
Insurmountable
"Contraptions! She's Contrapting"
Contractions
[to a woman] "OK. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!" - Dwight Schrute
"Hey, you don’t deserve her" - Michael Scott
She doesn't deserve you
"…find out if there are any skelletons in his attic"
Skelletons in the closet
"I like this chair (…) it is urkelnomically correct"
Ergonomically
(regarding Kelly's eating disorder)
"She always eats my lunch" - Erin Hannah
"Anorexia. She's an anorexitic" - Michael Scott
Anorectic/Anorexic (spelling) OR Bullymia/Bullymic (context)
(handing a hat to Donna)
"I have your baguette"
Barrette
"…he (Jesus Christ) can heal leopards"
Lepers
"Why don’t you enliven me?"
Enlighten
"Hmm… that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Aftertaste
[while cutting his pants] "Okay. Oh... there we go. Watch that I don’t hit my corroded artery here…"
Carotid artery (not in the leg, in the neck)
"Do you like TCBY?" - Michael Scott
"Who doesn’t?" - Jim Halpert
"I can’t believe it’s... I can’t believe it’s yogurt" - Michael Scott
TCBY - The Country's Best Yogurt
ICBIY - I can’t believe it’s yogurt
"Wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t"
"What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?"
Shouldn't and Won't (a mix)
"The rest of the story has been censored due to inappropriosity"
Inappropriateness
"I'm gonnaaa... stay up all day. I'm gonna sleep up all night"
Stay up all night and sleep up all day
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