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1.
"Mayonnaise is food lube."
2.
"Keep talking shittlefoot"
3.
"Can you believe to learn?"
4.
"If you're a gamer, you'll never be a lizard."
5.
"The crystal, the hand, the foot, the horse."
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"Do you know what a rectangle is?"
7.
"Life is pain and suffering, what's up?
8.
"Is the nose scale vaguely standard?"
9.
"My father has never said a single word to me, but I have seen Frozen every day since I was born."
10.
"Content Warning: Appallingly Flat Newman." (Who said the entire phrase?)
11.
"The kids are asleep, bring out the dinosaur lies."
12.
"His name is Mr. Peanut, not He-Nut!"
13.
"What if we kissed in the propane future, and I was Hank Hill"
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"You'll never know what else he likes to do.. And what he's out of."
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"A Scott country song is about driving around in your pick-it-up truck"