Quote
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Character
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Giddy up.
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Kramer
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Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
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George
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But I don't want to be a pirate!
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Jerry
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That's right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
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J Peterman
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Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.
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George
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He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!
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Frank Costanza
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We don't know how long this will last. They're a very festive people.
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Elaine
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I don't trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp.
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Jerry
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
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Kramer
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The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
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George
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Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.
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Mr. Steinbrenner
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STELLA! STELLA!
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Elaine
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I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, bicyclist.
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Kramer
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I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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George
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I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
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Estelle Costanza
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He took it out.
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Elaine
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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.
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Jerry
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It's like a sauna in here.
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Kramer
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Worlds are colliding!
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George
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People don't turn down money! It's what separates us from the animals.
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Jerry
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Right, Koko. That chimp’s alright! High-five.
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David Puddy
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The water that I had been swimming in was very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there had been significant shrinkage...
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George
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