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Character
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These pretzels are making me thirsty. (First character to say it)
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Kramer
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Well, let's start the insanity.
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Jerry
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When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.
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George
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Feels like an Arby's night.
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David Puddy
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Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them.
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Elaine
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My dream is to become hopeless.
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George
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
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Jackie Chiles
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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
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Jerry
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It's not a lie if you believe it.
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George
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Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
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Frank Costanza
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!
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Kramer
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
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Elaine
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When you control the mail, you control... information.
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Newman
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It's the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy.
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George
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Well I got a flash for ya joy boy: Party time is over.
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Bookman
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Three squares? You can't spare three squares??
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Elaine
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You're a rabid anti-dentite!
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Kramer
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You got the A, B, C, the D. That's the biggest.
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Frank Costanza
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I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter!
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Elaine
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Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
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Jerry
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Yama hama, it's fright night!
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Kramer
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Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
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George
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