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  • This quiz has been taken 14 times
  • The average score is 3 of 28

Answer Stats

HintAnswer% Correct
why did the chicken cross the road?to get to the other side
93%
what's the shortest month of the year?May
43%
what do you call a sad strawberry?a blue berry
14%
what do you call a cheese that isn't yours?nacho cheese
14%
what does a pig put on a dry skin?oinkment
14%
what do elves learn in school?the elf-abet
14%
what do you call a fake noodle?an impasta
7%
What do you call a pig that does karate?A pork chop
7%
why shouldn't you write a broken pen?because it's pointless
7%
Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?Dunkin’ Donuts
7%
What does Guardiola do with the Manchester City team during half time?he gives them a pep talk
7%
what did one wall say to the other?I'll meet you at the corner
7%
why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?she kept running away from the ball
7%
what do clouds wear under their shorts?thunder wear
7%
why did the chicken run across the road?to get to the other side faster
7%
how do you organize a space party?you planet
7%
How do you open a banana?a mon-key
0%
why did the dinosaur cross the road?because chickens didn't exist yet
0%
why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet?because he always got lost at C
0%
why can't you trust the king of the jungle?because he's always lion
0%
Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?Because they are always blocking
0%
why do mushrooms get invited to every party?because they are so fungus
0%
Why does Cristiano Ronaldo always cleans his house?he can't stand it looking Messi
0%
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?he didn't have the guts
0%
what do you call minecraft on mute?mimecraft
0%
what's an egg's favorite vacation spot?New Yolk City
0%
why should you never play poker at the zoo?there are too many cheetahs
0%
why can't basketball players go on vacation?they aren't allowed to travel
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