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The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!
Fletcher Reede
The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is Rrrrrrrrrrroyal Blue!
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I can't Lie!!!
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I'm a bad father
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I'm kicking my ass!!
Fletcher Reede
I've had better
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I hold MYSELF in contempt!
Fletcher Reede
Objection your honor!
Fletcher Reede
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Here it goes: I sped I followed to closely. I ran a stop sign I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Fletcher Reede
In the Olympics yes, on Channel 23 no
Fletcher Reede
Because I believe you will buy booze with it. Because I want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of Western society! Plus I'm cheap
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Well it's working I feel sorry for them already
Fletcher Reede
oh I'm such a shit!
Fletcher Reede
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass I can't tell were he ends and you begin