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Statistics for Classic jokes on The Simpsons

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  • This quiz has been taken 75 times
  • The average score is 8 of 15

Answer Stats

HintAnswer% Correct
A poster in Nelson's room reads: "___ the whales"Nuke
73%
Complete this quote: "shoplifting is a _________ crime, like punching someone in the dark"Victimless
73%
Complete this quote: "we need more ___ license plates in the gift shop"Bort
72%
A monkey with a typewriter types the following: "It was the best of times, it was the _____ of times"Blurst
69%
What is an Albany expression for "hamburgers" according to Principal Skinner?Steamed hams
64%
Finish this quote: "Don't blame me, I voted for _____"Kodos
63%
After the Ramones sing "Happy Birthday" to Mr. Burns, which band does he mistakenly demand be killed?The Rolling Stones
57%
Finish this quote: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ..."The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
55%
When Milhouse signs Bart's cast, he gets distracted. What does he write instead of his name?Milpool
49%
Finish this exchange: (introducing himself) "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins" "Homer Simpson, ____ ____"Smiling politely
48%
Who did Barney say was England's greatest Prime Minister?Lord Palmerston
34%
Finish this quote: "if I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the ..."Orange eating class
34%
Which song plays when Homer is on hold with the Department of Missing Babies?Baby Come Back
33%
Finish this quote: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B stands for _____"BYOBB
27%
Who was Barney talking to when he said “so long Superman, your secret identity is safe with me”Adam West
12%

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