Classic jokes on The Simpsons

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Finish this quote: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ..."

A monkey with a typewriter types the following: "It was the best of times, it was the _____ of times"

Which song plays when Homer is on hold with the Department of Missing Babies?

When Milhouse signs Bart's cast, he gets distracted. What does he write instead of his name?

Complete this quote: "we need more ___ license plates in the gift shop"

Who did Barney say was England's greatest Prime Minister?

Finish this quote: "Don't blame me, I voted for _____"

After the Ramones sing "Happy Birthday" to Mr. Burns, which band does he mistakenly demand be killed?

Finish this quote: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B stands for _____"

Finish this quote: "if I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the ..."

What is an Albany expression for "hamburgers" according to Principal Skinner?

Finish this exchange: (introducing himself) "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins" "Homer Simpson, ____ ____"

A poster in Nelson's room reads: "___ the whales"

Who was Barney talking to when he said “so long Superman, your secret identity is safe with me”

Complete this quote: "shoplifting is a _________ crime, like punching someone in the dark"