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History of the Entire World, I Guess

Name the historical / pre-historical event described. Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEO6mD2xpAY
(According to Bill Wurtz, that is)
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This process begins: light energy synthesizes sugars from carbon dioxide and water, releasing oxygen as a waste product.
- 3000 million
Photosynthesis
Practically all major animal phyla started appearing in the fossil record.
- 541 million
Cambrian explosion
Earth's most severe extinction event. Mysteriously, up to 96% of all marine species and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species now extinct.
- 252 million
Permian extinction
This diverse group of reptiles become extinct.
- 66 million
Dinosaurs
Using stone, homonids start hammering away at things using these implements.
- 3.5 million
Tools
Homonids learn how to control this useful exothermic chemical process.
-1.5 million
Fire
Homo Sapiens begin using this useful communicative tool.
- 200,000
Speech
Rather than hunting and gathering, Homo Sapiens begin this food-producing practice.
- 11,500
Farming / Agriculture
Regular trading starts relationships between many states around the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers, starting the first of this kind of civilization.
-3500
River Valley Civilization
King Menes founds this pyramid-building civilization.
-3150
Egypt
An abundance of this essential metal is first used in the Middle East and Balkans to make bronze.
-3000
Tin
Humans domesticate and tame the equus ferus caballus, otherwise known as the...
-2000
Horse
These early chariot-riding peoples start the Hittite Empire.
- 1600
Indo-European
The Mycenaeans become the earliest form of this civilization.
- 1600
Greek
These expert seafarers and merchants take prominence after a violent collapse of the key bronze age civilizations. They would go on to invent the alphabet.
- 1500
Phoenician
Europeans begin using this abundant metal, bringing in the final of the three pre-historic periods.
- 1100
Iron
Saul becomes the first king of this newly united kingdom.
- 1037
Judah / Judea
This great Chinese teacher is born. His students would later write The Analects in his honour.
- 551
Confucius
Following antagonism from Cyrus the Great, these half-century wars between the Greek and Persian empire begin. Xerxes I is remembered as a key figure of this war.
499
Greco-Persian Wars
This enlightened religious leader is born in Ancient India.
- 480
Buddha
This Ancient Greek philosopher writes The Republic.
- 390
Plato
This 'great' leader of Macedonia conquers the entire Persian Empire
-330
Alexander the Great
This Mauryan ruler gives five hundred elephants to his rival Selecus in an territorial alliance treaty.
-305
Chandragupta
This ancient Phoenician city-state loses the name Tyre, establishing itself as a major colonial power in the third century BC.
- 264
Carthage
Emperor Ying Zheng unites all the seven states of China, thereby ending the Warring States period and bringing in this dynasty.
-221
Qin Dynasty
This period of Greek cultural influence and power ends, owing to Augustus's defeat of Mark Antony at the Battle of Actium.
-31
Hellenistic
In response to the previous, the suicide-by-asp of this ruler also marked the end of Ptolemaic Kingdom.
-30
Cleopatra
This empire establish colonial dominance throughout the Mediterranean
1
Roman
This individual is sentenced by Pontius Pilate to be scourged and then crucified by the Romans.
30
Jesus Christ
This transcontinental network of trade routes proves integral to the development of Asian, Europe and the horn of Africa.
207-220
The Silk Road
China is split between the kingdoms of Wei, Shu (Han) and Wu in this period.
220 - 280
Three Kingdoms
The introduction of the camel to the western Sahara, opens the way to great economic changes in the area that would become this empire.
300
Ghana Empire / Wagadou
Byzantium is given this new name and is made the capital of the newly pious Roman Empire
330
Constantinople
The peace of the Gupta Empire starts the Indian Golden Age, known for creating zero, the decimal numeral system and this fun 8x8 game.
400
Chess
The largest city in the pre-Columbian Americas reaches its peak, with a population estimated at 125,000 or more, making it at least the sixth-largest city in the world.
450
Teotihuacan
Non-Romans destroy Western Rome, but Romans called them by this name.
476
Barbarians
This empire survives as 'Eastern Rome', more commonly known as this.
476
Byzantine Empire
This nomadic group establish dominance in inner Asia
576
Göktürks
Shortly following the death of the prophet Muḥammad, this Islamic Caliphate now controls most of the Middle East and much of North Africa.
654
Rashidun Caliphate
Key linguistic, scientific and cultural work hits its stride in this important levantine house / library, harkening in the Islamic Golden Age
756
Baghdad House of Wisdom
These Norse people begin to raid and establish settlements in Northern Europe. The longship was one of the keys to their success.
793
Vikings
This king of the Franks becomes the first Holy Roman Emperor.
800
Charlemagne
This federation of East Slavic and Finnic peoples begins.
882
Kievan Rus
Harold Godwinson loses the Battle of Hastings this year to this Duke of Normandy.
1066
William the Conquerer
The Byzantines are beaten by this Islamic dynasty at the Battle of Manzikert, establishing a wide area of dominance in the area.
1071
Seljuk Turks
Alexius I feels the pressure due to the above. The Pope orders Christian armies to march to Jerusalem, attacking several cities on their way.
1099
First Crusade / Siege of Jerusalem
The first of this kind of military government begins in Japan.
1192
Shogunate
This Mongolian emperor begins a campaign, conquering much of modern China, central Asia and Eastern Europe.
1206
Genghis Khan
This Emperor of Mali goes on tour. He may have been the richest person of the Middle Ages.
1324
Mansa Musa
This illness kills half of Europe, resulting in up to 200 million deaths.
1350
Black Death
With Java as its capital, this Hindu empire owns large swaths of land in the Indian and Pacific empire.
1389
Majapahit
Europe's rebirth, bringing them out of the cultural, social and economic dark ages marked by the fall of Rome.
1450
Renaissance
Constantinople falls to this Caliphate led by Mehmed the Conqueror, starting this empire.
1453
Ottoman Empire
This tribunal begins in Spain, rooting out non-Christians or burning them in public.
1478
Spanish Inquisition
Bartolomeu Dias becomes the first European to sail around this southernmost tip of Africa.
1488
Cape of Good Hope
This explorer sets off on his first voyage from Spain. He later finds the Americas.
1492
Christopher Columbus
This treaty between Spain and Portugal divides up the newfound lands of the Americas.
1494
Treaty of Tordesillas
Dynastic policy pursued by Maximilian I gets this family into French, Austrian, Dutch and Italian seats of power, causing monarchical control of Spain this year.
1516
Habsburg
A scathing criticism of the Catholic church by Martin Luther leads to this period of religious change.
1517
Reformation
This Sultan of the Ottoman state rules over at least 25 million people.
1540
Suleiman the Magnificent
The first Tsar of Russia. He establishes Muscovy as an empire after taking control of the entire Volga river.
1556
Ivan the Terrible
The Low Countries begin fighting for a republic after repression by the Habsburgs.
1566
The Dutch Revolt
Dutch companies invade Portuguese colonies in the Americas, Africa, India and the Far East, starting this maritime war.
1601
Dutch–Portuguese War / Spice War
The Dutch republic is established upon the signing of this treaty by the Lords States General of the United Netherlands and the Spanish Crown.
1648
Peace of Münster
The major powers of Great Britain, Prussia and France, the Habsburg Monarchy of Austria and the Russian Empire go to war over their colonies.
1756
Seven Years War
New manufacturing processes in engineering begin this revolution.
1760
Industrial Revolution
The Declaration of Independence is signed in this new country.
1776
United States of America
The British set off on this First Fleet to establish this colony in modern day Australia. Today it is the oldest state in Australia.
1788
New South Wales
Ex-slaves in this Caribbean country rise against the French Republic to establish independence from slave owners and colonial powers.
1791
Haiti
The original Thermidorian Reaction: this revolutionary and executionist of Louis XVI is himself executed in France, ending the Reign of Terror.
1794
Robespierre
This Corsican is crowned emperor of the French.
1804
Napoleon
The Qing dynasty fights back against colonial trade (especially British) in these wars.
1839
Opium Wars
Indians fight back against the East India trading company in these revolts.
1857
Indian Rebellion / Indian Revolt
In response to the above, the rule of the British East India Company is transferred to the Crown in the person of Queen Victoria, establishing this
1858
British Raj
This war between the Union and the confederacy ends, leading to the liberty of four million black slaves.
1865
American Civil War
Adoption of technological systems such as telegraph and railroad networks, gas and water supply, and sewage systems leads to the second of these industrial booms.
1870
Second Industrial Revolution
The Berlin Conference causes this colonial phenomenon, eliminating the autonomy of many African nations in favour of European dominion.
1884
Scramble for Africa
The mysterious explosion of the USS Maine is blamed on this country, leading to a war over Cuba.
1898
Spain
This car-powering fossil fuel is discovered in Persia.
1908
Oil
This conduit for maritime trade is created. It connects the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
1914
Panama Canal
This major war begins.
1914
World War I
This secret treaty allowed the British, Italians and French to divide up the Middle East and control certain areas by proxy. When later exposed, it was seen as a betrayal of their promises to the Arabs.
1916
Sykes-Picot
Tsar Nicholas II's reign ends after this social revolution in Russia.
1917
Russian Revolution
T.E Lawrence helps the Arabs achieve a military victory against the Ottomans in this uprising. The creation of a unified Arab state would later fall through, however.
1918
Arab Revolt
This man becomes the first leader of the USSR.
1922
Vladimir Lenin
The Ottoman empire having come to an end, this country fights for and gains independence, preventing the establishment of a new Byzantine Empire.
1923
Turkey
This period of post-war prosperity begins, known for jazz, bootlegging mobsters and the Charlestone. It would later colloquially be known as this:
1920
The Roaring Twenties / The Jazz Age
The Stock markets crash, causing this period of economic hardship.
1929
The Great Depression
This man becomes the Monarch of Saudi Arabia.
1932
Ibn Saud
This six week massacre in China becomes a lasting memory of Japanese aggression during World War II.
1937
Rape of Nanking
This Japanese city is bombed by the USAAF, killing up to 160,000
1945
Hiroshima
This man becomes integral to the eventual independence of India this year.
1947
Mahatma Gandhi
This communist government is established by Mao in China.
1949
CPC
The USSR and USA fight over spaceflight achievements.
1957
The Space Race
The world nears nuclear war due to this confrontation between the USA and the USSR.
1962
Cuban Missile Crisis
Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to walk on this natural satellite.
1969
Moon
By this year, most countries on this continent are decolonised.
1975
Africa
This system of racial segregation is repealed in South Africa.
1991
Apartheid
Moscow loses its governing power, leading to the fast dissolution of this socialist state.
1991
Soviet Union
The European Union introduces this currency. The UK keeps Sterling.
1999
Euro
Four coordinated terror attacks bring down this New York trade hub.
2001
World Trade Center
Poorly regulated lending leads to this market crash, the worst since the Great Depression.
2008
Great Recession
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Level 85
Jun 26, 2020
Spelled Phoenicians, Charlemagne, and Gandhi wrong.
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Level 77
Jun 26, 2020
Also, though I hate to say this "World Trade Center" is not spelled correctly. As US folk can't spell centre correctly, ............ need I go on?
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Level 42
Jun 26, 2020
Nerdalert indeed! Thanks for the corrections. I was in a rush to finish this so there are a few errors. Will fix as soon as I get to a desktop.
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Level 42
Jun 26, 2020
Fixed.
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Level 51
Jun 26, 2020
Love this quiz. Please do more. Some errors or suggestions: "Tools" is hard to come by (too generic); spelling error for Phoenicians; for Judah, Judea should be accepted and Israel shouldn't; "Greco-Persian wars" is also hard to come by- in other languages they are known by a nickname ("Guerras Medicas" in Spanish); spelling error for Charlemagne; "paganism" is not a religion; "Inquisition" should be enough. Congrats.
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Level 42
Jun 26, 2020
Thanks. With the early history I'm painting with such a broad brush that it's hard to always make the clues super specific. Will correct typos and wording ASAP. In the meantime, feel free to check out some of my other quizzes.
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Level 42
Jun 26, 2020
Fixed.
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Level 63
Aug 11, 2020
except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey
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Level 42
Aug 16, 2020
Haha - exactly!
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Level 63
Sep 1, 2020
Crusade should be accepted for the First Crusade. And CPC should be CCP because CCP means Chinese Communist Party.
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Level 38
Apr 13, 2021
couldnt help but repeat the entire video word for word to help me through this! "and the dinosaurs are gone... its mammal time! (look at those breasts)"
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Level 71
Jun 14, 2021
Do you mind if I make another one of these? There's one I already have that I'm working on. It's nothing special and, if anything, the formatting is better on this one than the one I'm working on, but I just wanted to do one that covers everything Bill Wurtz talks about (since this one doesn't seem to cover everything)
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Level 42
Jun 24, 2021
Sure! I only make quizzes for fun. I just found it hard to cover everything Bill covers, since sometimes his dates are a little questionable, and he can mention events that happened over quite long periods of time.
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Level 71
Jun 24, 2021
Haha, thanks! Here's my version if you want to check it out. For the record, I think your quiz is better in terms of content/formatting, I just made this one for fun :)