Funny Newspaper Headlines #3
First published: Monday January 24th, 2022
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Intro
Despite all the stuff about Russia and Ukraine, there’s still some funny stuff in the newspapers! Keep reading to find out!
Minecraft Steve Competes in Weightlifting!
Steve, the main character of the popular video game Minecraft, has decided to try his hand in weightlifting! Steve, famous for his ability for lifting stacks of diamonds and gold merely in his pockets, will most likely prevail. We’ll see….
I love Minecraft! And it’s undoubtable that Steve is some sort of god, I mean, who can put BEDS in their pockets? Or chests? Or 64 chests? Or millions of chests? I’m really curious to see what the max limit for what Steve can carry is.
2 Year Old Elected President of the US!
A group of 2 year olds have been elected as Senators, President, Vice President, and other important government jobs! Will they do well at their jobs?
Tbh not that surprising seeing that most 2 year olds know all the countries, capitals, flags, etc.. I think that they’ll do well at their knew jobs!
Vladimir Putin Carried Away by Common Nightingales!
Common Nightingales, the national bird of Ukraine, have been sighting picking up Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, and carrying him into the sunset! What a sight indeed….
Well, that’s one way to stop a war! I guess the morale of the story is don’t mess with Ukraine or birds will pick you up and carry you away. I guess Russia will be having a new president, hopefully this one will be better than the last.
Outro
This blog is a work of fiction. Events and stuff that happened aren’t real.
Thanks for Reading!
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are you sure you want to get rid of the funniest award?SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
Just Kidding! A sequel is definitely coming
And also let's get all the 2 year olds important government jobs, they couldn't do much worse!
Edited to add....I wouldn't give thanks for Reading, it's an awful city.
poor bggImpressive.