Google Suggestions Quiz #1

It's back to the world ending now... I guess the iPhone 5 thing was taken care of.

Just got 'when will the bass drop'

Gone back to "when will the world end" again, at least in Britain. Some of us are really pessimistic and gullible. The one for "Will I ever" is "Will I ever be good enough?"

It's "world end," but if I just type "when will..." it gives "when will I die".

Now it's "When will the Pope be in Philadelphia?" :D

I got "when will the earth die", "when will the world end" and "when will the sun die". Google, I'm worried about you,

I got all of those, plus "when will the queen die". I'm not sure what people's intentions were with that one.

Now its "When will the sun rise". I'm worried on what are people looking for.

now it says "when will the iphone8 come out?"

1. When will the World End 2. When will I die 3. When will David Johnson return (apparently lots of fantasy football players on Google recently)

Fantasy is important. You have to get your daily dose of David Johnson.

What I got: 1. WWT world end 2. WWT sun die 3. WWT sun set 4. WWT time change

"when will the UK leave the EU"

"When will the IRS open in 2018"
"When will the iPhone X be in stores"
"When will The Walking Dead end"

Two rather sad ones came up for me...
When will the queen die
When will there be good news

Very sad to see those two on there :'(

I think it is country dependent. In Australia mine said, 'when will the hunter expressway open'

I got "When will I die". I'm from Germany. I know we are not known for our positive attitude on live, but this is a bit depressing. ;)

Maybe time-dependent too. I got "When will the Midwest warm up?", which is a perfectly reasonable question for somebody in the Midwest to be asking in April.

I live in Kansas and I got “when will the new iPad come out."

In Mine it's when will the sun rise

To me it says: "When will the SIMS 4 be released?"

My suggestion: "When will the sun die?"

One of mine was 'when will the rain stop'.

It's tailored to your location and search history. Are you accessing the internet from inside somebody's womb, perchance?

^ thumbs up.

It's a song from tangled. A very catchy one, too!

thats a disney song

When will the sun die.

When will I be loved?

i got when will i be sober??

When will the sun rise?

Mine says "100 Return"

"When will the electoral college vote?"

I just got "when will it snow" and "when will trump be impeached"... I'm using Google.com but I live in Rwanda, definitely no snow expected here any time soon! ;)

I got 'when will the sun die'

Here are some funny ones from Estonia: "can dogs see television/in dark/behind them/tv" and the 5th suggestion is "color". "can i marry my car/second cousin/-self/cat/-self legally" and the 6th suggestion is "cousin".

i got when will i see you again

I got 'when will the senate vote on Kavanaugh,' and 'when will the new iphone come out' as the top two options. Ugh the politics never end, do they?

100% with :50 left

you took one of my suggestions from the original quiz....awesome!!

@Quizmaster Cool quiz, but these are unpopular. I want popular ones like "how to tie a tie" or "why is the sky blue" or "is pneumonia contagious." You get the point.

this quiz is the best thing ever.

I got 0%.

I love this; it's vastly entertaining! I kinda cheated to get the answers, but it was even funnier seeing them right!

you should include I hate it when I lose ... or just I hate it when those are even funnier

I typed in "I hate it when" and the #1 answer was "a chinchilla eats the universe." I don't think many people would guess that. #4 was "I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo," and #5 was "I hate it when Voldemort steals my Nutella." I guess that's how he earned his reputation and as that which cannot be named...

when i typed i hate it it said "i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me"

I got "I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just turn up in my yard.'

I looked it up and it said, "I hate it... when I'm walking outside and a fridge gets thrown at me.

"I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs"

"i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor"

one of the best quiz's on here! good one

great idea for a quiz. Though I bet you could come up with some more interesting suggestions if you looked. I guess the truly bizarre ones would just be too hard to guess though.

Why does gasoline smell good is a good example of the bizarre ones...

Ha! I was very disappointed, though not surprised, when How do I pass a kidney stone wasn't correct. I didn't get that one due to my clean living and law abidingness...

I first thought of kidney stone. I chalked it up to my weird sense of humor. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

I actually tried typing How do I pass a... silent fart

This is a great concept for a quiz!! Loved it!

HAHA! Nice Monty Python reference in here. Excellent.

My favorite movie, actually! XD

I love when people google things like these. Makes it easier to get an answer without asking dumb questions yourself. :D I'm not saying that all of these are dumb.

British accent sounds smart? pahaha im from britian and you should visit places like liverpool and newcastle, sounds horrendous!

The typical American can't distiguish different accents from England. I lived there 5 years and can tell the difference between someone from Norfolk and Suffolk. It just took some time

Having actually worked beside, lived with, and known at length many British people with British accents, they don't sound smart at all to me... I think this is just the product of British accents being the go-to accent for smart people in American movies, TV shows, etc... and often the voice on educational documentary programs.

Meet a few in person, though, and the illusion is quickly dispelled.

It's curious, isn't it? I think people perceive our accents differently. I saw one study where they gave Britons and Americans ten accents and asked them to put them in order of preference. Both put RP English at the top, but while the Brits preferred Scottish and Welsh lilts, the Americans really liked Cockney and Scouse. And hasn't Glaswegian recently been voted the sexiest accent by Americans? Whereas a lot of Brits will associate a Glaswegian accent with being uneducated, lower-class or just incomprehensible.

I couldn't spell berets right :(

Ugh, I guessed African and European, but couldn't think of unladen. I feel so ashamed (-_-)

I had no clue what Unladen Swallow referred to so I read the Wikipedia article on the subject and now....I still have no clue what Unladen Swallow means. Can anyone enlighten me (in plain English)?? Thank you....

An unladen swallow is a swallow that isn't carrying anything. They can fly faster that way then while attempting to carry things. The question is a reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", a very funny movie which you should rent immediately if you haven't seen it.

Thank you for the explanation. I did get the Monty Python reference but there is a Wikipedia article which states: "Unladen Swallow was a project sponsored by Google that was an optimization branch of CPython. It aimed to achieve its goals by supplementing CPython's custom virtual machine with a just-in-time compiler built using LLVM." I was hoping someone could translate THAT for me!

Python is a programming language. In the article that you talk about, they say: "Like many things regarding the Python language, "Unladen Swallow" is a Monty Python reference, specifically to the gag about the airspeed velocity of unladen swallows in Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

You have to know these things when you are a king, you know

What is the capital of Assyria?

unladen swallow....awesome :)

When testing "What do I wear to a", google gives me "wedding" first.

I typed "African" "European" before I got to Unladen.

The first two for "What do I wear to a" were wedding and concert for me. Funeral never came up.

Half of them don't work. Please update

Can you accept 'drugs test' for 'drug test'?

after i finished i did it and people are really dumb these days

I tried some of these (German Google) to see what other results were. My favorites: "Is fish an animal?", "What do I wear to a massage?".

On this sight we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets. Yes, and marry our cousins. What are you talking about Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins? Because they're so attractive.

We must be a gloomy lot here in New Zealand; every google search matched the answers here, except for one: "What do I wear to a..funeral".

That is #2 in the US

The airspeed velocity prompt made me spit out my drink. Such a shame that it's the least guessed answer... Clearly society has failed somewhere.

It's unsettling that more people (who have taken this quiz) sniff gasoline than have watched Monty Python.

For "What is a blue..." I REALLY wanted the answer to be "dart!" ;)

I would have gotten three more but I spelled them wrong. I did spell "beret" correctly, however I forgot the "s" at the end.

Nice one, well done QM!

Also accept "smart" for the owl question?

Am I the only one who realizes that technically, we're Google, bc we're completing the search results

That's not right. The question is about the flesh of a fish and not the actual animal/s. Just like chicken can be the meat or the animal.