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Google Suggestions Quiz

What does Google think I'm asking?
  • Confused? Go to Google.com, and start typing in the search box. Google will "suggest" popular search queries. Results may vary.
  • Quiz by Quizmaster - Sep 28, 2017
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When I Type ...
Google Suggests
Can I afford a ...
house
Is file sharing ...
illegal
Is Elvis ...
alive
How do I pass a ...
drug test
Why does gasoline ...
smell good
What do I wear to a ...
wedding
Is Pluto a ...
planet
Will pasta make ...
you fat
What do turtles ...
eat
Do sharks get ...
cancer
Can dogs see ...
color
Is fish ...
meat
When I Type ...
Google Suggests
Why are owls considered ...
wise
What is the airspeed velocity of an ...
unladen swallow
What are the odds of having ...
twins
Why are so many soccer players named ...
Ronaldo
Does rice have ...
gluten
Do the French really wear ...
berets
Why do British accents sound ...
intelligent
Why is my computer so ...
slow
What is a blue ...
moon
Why are Canadians so ...
nice
Are granola bars ...
healthy
Can I marry my ...
cousin
Answer Stats
When I Type ...
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+6
level ∞
Dec 7, 2011
Funny anecdote. Two years ago, I typed "When will the...". Google suggested "world end". Now it suggests "iPhone 5 come out".
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level 71
May 6, 2013
It's back to the world ending now... I guess the iPhone 5 thing was taken care of.
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level 44
Sep 1, 2013
Now it says "When will The Great Gatsby come out on DVD."
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level 13
Apr 21, 2014
One of the ones I got is when will the iPhone 6 come out
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level 48
May 24, 2014
Just got 'when will the bass drop'
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level 50
Oct 20, 2014
Gone back to "when will the world end" again, at least in Britain. Some of us are really pessimistic and gullible. The one for "Will I ever" is "Will I ever be good enough?"
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level 48
Mar 8, 2015
It's "world end," but if I just type "when will..." it gives "when will I die".
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level 58
Oct 10, 2015
Now it's "When will the Pope be in Philadelphia?" :D
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level 72
Oct 17, 2015
I got "when will the earth die", "when will the world end" and "when will the sun die". Google, I'm worried about you,
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level 57
Mar 25, 2016
I got all of those, plus "when will the queen die". I'm not sure what people's intentions were with that one.
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level 63
Jul 26, 2016
Now its "When will the sun rise". I'm worried on what are people looking for.
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level 67
Jul 12, 2017
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level 17
Jul 24, 2017
now it says "when will the iphone8 come out?"
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level 72
Sep 28, 2017
1. When will the World End 2. When will I die 3. When will David Johnson return (apparently lots of fantasy football players on Google recently)
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level 50
Nov 27, 2017
Fantasy is important. You have to get your daily dose of David Johnson.
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level 49
Dec 22, 2017
What I got: 1. WWT world end 2. WWT sun die 3. WWT sun set 4. WWT time change
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level 46
Dec 26, 2017
"when will the UK leave the EU"
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level 72
Dec 29, 2017
"When will the IRS open in 2018"
"When will the iPhone X be in stores"
"When will The Walking Dead end"
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level 48
Jan 4, 2014
I think it is country dependent. In Australia mine said, 'when will the hunter expressway open'
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level 32
Apr 11, 2014
I got "When will I die". I'm from Germany. I know we are not known for our positive attitude on live, but this is a bit depressing. ;)
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level 49
Apr 12, 2014
Maybe time-dependent too. I got "When will the Midwest warm up?", which is a perfectly reasonable question for somebody in the Midwest to be asking in April.
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level 38
Apr 17, 2014
I live in Kansas and I got “when will the new iPad come out."
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level 11
May 10, 2014
I'm in England and got ' when will it stop raining?'
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level 46
Dec 29, 2017
In Mine it's when will the sun rise
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level 49
Apr 11, 2014
To me it says: "When will the SIMS 4 be released?"
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level 67
Apr 11, 2014
My suggestion: "When will the sun die?"
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level 74
Apr 15, 2014
I got when will the queen die. It will probably happen sooner than the sun.
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level 65
Apr 11, 2014
I got "when will my life begin". WTF ??
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level 71
Apr 11, 2014
It's tailored to your location and search history. Are you accessing the internet from inside somebody's womb, perchance?
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level 77
Apr 11, 2014
^ thumbs up.
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level 14
Apr 22, 2014
I got that too lol
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level 50
May 24, 2014
It's a song from tangled. A very catchy one, too!
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level 24
Apr 3, 2016
thats a disney song
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level 10
Apr 15, 2014
When will the sun die.
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level 77
Jun 1, 2014
When will I be loved?
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level 45
Aug 7, 2014
I just got 'when will naruto end'.
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level 24
Apr 3, 2016
i got when will i be sober??
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level 25
Jul 3, 2016
When will the sun rise?
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level 24
Nov 21, 2016
Mine says "100 Return"
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level 30
Dec 20, 2016
"When will the electoral college vote?"
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level 66
Feb 3, 2017
I just got "when will it snow" and "when will trump be impeached"... I'm using Google.com but I live in Rwanda, definitely no snow expected here any time soon! ;)
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level 41
Jul 12, 2017
I got 'when will the sun die'
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level 68
Oct 1, 2017
First result was the world end here too, but puzzlingly, the second result was "when will the analytics tracking code send an event hit to google analytics", which I understand nothing about and feels weirdly specific. (Canada here, for the record)
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level 61
Dec 29, 2017
Here are some funny ones from Estonia: "can dogs see television/in dark/behind them/tv" and the 5th suggestion is "color". "can i marry my car/second cousin/-self/cat/-self legally" and the 6th suggestion is "cousin".
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level 48
Dec 29, 2017
Back to "when will the world end" I'm in the U.S..
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level 55
Dec 30, 2017
I'm in Chicago. "When will the world end?" is second for me, behind "When will David Johnson return?" I didn't even know who that is. Google says he is the injured running back for the Arizona Cardinals. I don't know why the return of a player to a team that is nowhere near the playoffs on the last week of the season would be a bigger deal than the world ending, but...people really love football, I guess.
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level 69
Dec 31, 2017
i got when will i see you again
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level 28
Dec 10, 2011
interesting......got all but a couple, not sure how i did that....
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level 55
Dec 10, 2011
sigh, how did I miss "why did George Bush invade iraq".
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level 11
Dec 10, 2011
HAHA! those are great! I like just going to goggle and typing in the beginning of things and seeing how google finishes it! It really is funny!
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level 7
Dec 10, 2011
Damn, tried "girlfriend", too male-centric.
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level 29
Dec 11, 2011
i agree with Wildman about gasoline!
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level 33
Dec 11, 2011
100% with :50 left
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level 36
Dec 12, 2011
you took one of my suggestions from the original quiz....awesome!!
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level 18
Jan 31, 2012
lame. sorry, just lame.
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level 15
Apr 1, 2012
@Quizmaster Cool quiz, but these are unpopular. I want popular ones like "how to tie a tie" or "why is the sky blue" or "is pneumonia contagious." You get the point.
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level 14
Apr 6, 2012
26 senconds to spare
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level 36
Apr 13, 2012
this quiz is the best thing ever.
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level 32
May 2, 2012
amazing quiz idea :]
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level 36
May 27, 2012
I got 0%.
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level 31
Jul 13, 2012
I love this; it's vastly entertaining! I kinda cheated to get the answers, but it was even funnier seeing them right!
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level 26
Aug 29, 2012
you should include I hate it when I lose ... or just I hate it when those are even funnier
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level 71
May 6, 2013
I typed in "I hate it when" and the #1 answer was "a chinchilla eats the universe." I don't think many people would guess that. #4 was "I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo," and #5 was "I hate it when Voldemort steals my Nutella." I guess that's how he earned his reputation and as that which cannot be named...
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level 38
Jun 14, 2013
when i typed i hate it it said "i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me"
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level 48
Jan 4, 2014
I got "I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just turn up in my yard.'
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level 18
Apr 14, 2014
I looked it up and it said, "I hate it... when I'm walking outside and a fridge gets thrown at me.
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level 72
Dec 29, 2017
"I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs"
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level 49
Dec 29, 2017
"i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor"
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level 28
Sep 2, 2012
one of the best quiz's on here! good one
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level 31
Sep 7, 2012
BRILLIANT quiz idea!
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level 43
Mar 3, 2013
Oh God, reading these.. people are so stupid
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level 71
Mar 21, 2013
great idea for a quiz. Though I bet you could come up with some more interesting suggestions if you looked. I guess the truly bizarre ones would just be too hard to guess though.
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level 71
Mar 21, 2013
Why does gasoline smell good is a good example of the bizarre ones...
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level 34
May 31, 2013
1/2 of these answers aren't the google search result or at least not the top one.
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level ∞
May 31, 2013
Maybe for you. It depends on your search history and location.
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Sep 28, 2017
p.s. When I do my searches I am using a browser with all history cleared and a VPN to prevent my personal searches from tainting the results.
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level 22
Jun 3, 2013
Did anybody anyone else put for why can't I get a ... LIFE Or how do I pass a... KIDNEY STONE Anyone else put these I also pit will it... RAIN
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level 71
Nov 1, 2013
Ha! I was very disappointed, though not surprised, when How do I pass a kidney stone wasn't correct. I didn't get that one due to my clean living and law abidingness...
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level 69
Apr 11, 2014
I first thought of kidney stone. I chalked it up to my weird sense of humor. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
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level 56
Dec 29, 2017
I actually tried typing How do I pass a... silent fart
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level 74
Jan 21, 2014
This is a great concept for a quiz!! Loved it!
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level 72
Apr 7, 2014
HAHA! Nice Monty Python reference in here. Excellent.
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level 47
Apr 11, 2014
My favorite movie, actually! XD
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level 58
Apr 11, 2014
I love when people google things like these. Makes it easier to get an answer without asking dumb questions yourself. :D I'm not saying that all of these are dumb.
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level 34
Apr 11, 2014
British accent sounds smart? pahaha im from britian and you should visit places like liverpool and newcastle, sounds horrendous!
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level 49
Apr 11, 2014
The typical American can't distiguish different accents from England. I lived there 5 years and can tell the difference between someone from Norfolk and Suffolk. It just took some time
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level 71
Sep 5, 2015
Having actually worked beside, lived with, and known at length many British people with British accents, they don't sound smart at all to me... I think this is just the product of British accents being the go-to accent for smart people in American movies, TV shows, etc... and often the voice on educational documentary programs.
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level 71
Sep 5, 2015
Meet a few in person, though, and the illusion is quickly dispelled.
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level 72
Oct 17, 2015
It's curious, isn't it? I think people perceive our accents differently. I saw one study where they gave Britons and Americans ten accents and asked them to put them in order of preference. Both put RP English at the top, but while the Brits preferred Scottish and Welsh lilts, the Americans really liked Cockney and Scouse. And hasn't Glaswegian recently been voted the sexiest accent by Americans? Whereas a lot of Brits will associate a Glaswegian accent with being uneducated, lower-class or just incomprehensible.
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level 39
Apr 11, 2014
I couldn't spell berets right :(
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level 60
Apr 11, 2014
Ugh, I guessed African and European, but couldn't think of unladen. I feel so ashamed (-_-)
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level 72
Apr 11, 2014
I had no clue what Unladen Swallow referred to so I read the Wikipedia article on the subject and now....I still have no clue what Unladen Swallow means. Can anyone enlighten me (in plain English)?? Thank you....
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level 49
Apr 12, 2014
An unladen swallow is a swallow that isn't carrying anything. They can fly faster that way then while attempting to carry things. The question is a reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", a very funny movie which you should rent immediately if you haven't seen it.
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Apr 12, 2014
Thank you for the explanation. I did get the Monty Python reference but there is a Wikipedia article which states: "Unladen Swallow was a project sponsored by Google that was an optimization branch of CPython. It aimed to achieve its goals by supplementing CPython's custom virtual machine with a just-in-time compiler built using LLVM." I was hoping someone could translate THAT for me!
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May 24, 2014
Python is a programming language. In the article that you talk about, they say: "Like many things regarding the Python language, "Unladen Swallow" is a Monty Python reference, specifically to the gag about the airspeed velocity of unladen swallows in Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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level 74
Sep 26, 2016
You have to know these things when you are a king, you know
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level 66
Jan 3, 2018
What is the capital of Assyria?
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level 47
Apr 16, 2014
I'm British, and I've never been accused of sounding smart!! I'm from Essex! Lol
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level 13
Apr 21, 2014
Come on! I knew the Ronaldo one, but spelled it wrong!
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level 43
Apr 26, 2014
unladen swallow....awesome :)
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level 32
May 15, 2014
Another rubbish score, but I laughed again. Mostly at the quiz, sometimes at my own attempts. Do dogs see...dead people? So much better than doing work. Keep'em coming.
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level 73
May 24, 2014
When testing "What do I wear to a", google gives me "wedding" first.
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level 47
Jul 9, 2014
I typed "African" "European" before I got to Unladen.
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level 44
Dec 16, 2014
The first two for "What do I wear to a" were wedding and concert for me. Funeral never came up.
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Mar 2, 2015
Half of them don't work. Please update
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level 28
May 13, 2015
Can you accept 'drugs test' for 'drug test'?
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level 22
Jun 15, 2015
drugs test should be allowed- extra s makes little difference
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level 30
Mar 27, 2016
after i finished i did it and people are really dumb these days
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level 59
Nov 18, 2016
Tried kidney stone for "How do I pass a ..."
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level 36
Feb 3, 2017
Funny... I tried "smell bad" for gasoline lol
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level 58
Feb 6, 2017
I tried some of these (German Google) to see what other results were. My favorites: "Is fish an animal?", "What do I wear to a massage?".
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level 18
Jul 25, 2017
This is like Google Feud lol
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level 77
Sep 29, 2017
On this sight we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets. Yes, and marry our cousins. What are you talking about Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins? Because they're so attractive.
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level 69
Oct 5, 2017
We must be a gloomy lot here in New Zealand; every google search matched the answers here, except for one: "What do I wear to a..funeral".
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level 27
Dec 29, 2017
That is #2 in the US
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level 47
Dec 29, 2017
The airspeed velocity prompt made me spit out my drink. Such a shame that it's the least guessed answer... Clearly society has failed somewhere.
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level 61
Dec 29, 2017
It's unsettling that more people (who have taken this quiz) sniff gasoline than have watched Monty Python.
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level 74
Dec 29, 2017
For "What is a blue..." I REALLY wanted the answer to be "dart!" ;)
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level 35
Dec 29, 2017
I would have gotten three more but I spelled them wrong. I did spell "beret" correctly, however I forgot the "s" at the end.
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level 53
Dec 29, 2017
Nice one, well done QM!
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level 37
Dec 29, 2017
It does not smell good!!
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level 29
Dec 30, 2017
Also accept "smart" for the owl question?
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level 14
Jan 4, 2018
Am I the only one who realizes that technically, we're Google, bc we're completing the search results
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