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I thought the first quiz was fun, and these are relatively easy to make, so I made another one. Some of these are going to be a bit hard to guess, though.
*had to edit the quiz to meet quizmaster's approval. When I was looking for something to put into this spot, ironically, this actually came up in google.
slightly redone to make the answers easier
Last updated: December 02, 2018
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Hint
Answer
What should I do if I'm _____
bored
Do Americans like _________
Canadians
Why are Europeans so ______
racist
Am I ________
pregnant
Where is _____ ______
Chuck Norris
Quizmaster is always _____*
right
Is Paris a _______
country
What happens if you swallow ___
gum
Can I eat my ______
period
Michael Bay is a ______
douche
Hint
Answer
Am I bad in ___
bed
Do Chinese people have _________
eyelashes
Is music haram in _____
Islam
Can dogs eat ______
apples
Was Hitler ______
Jewish
Is it against the law to drive ________
barefoot
Why do girls like _____
jerks
What do humans _____ ____
taste like
Why is my son ___
gay
Why is my daughter so ____
ugly
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level 75
May 6, 2013
hm... only a couple people took this so far, but they got almost nothing right. If more people take it and this trend continues I may edit it to make the answers a little bit easier to guess.
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level 75
May 7, 2013
okay I did that. Hopefully some of the answers will now get up over 0%
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level 57
Apr 1, 2014
Kalbahamut, I've seen you react very passionately everytime someone said anything against the US. Just chill, nobody's attacking your precious United States of America.
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level 75
Apr 2, 2014
The USA is not in any way precious to me. Things that are precious to me include rationalism, skepticism, logic, realism, fairness, justice, equity, and racial and sexual equality. I detest bigots. This is why I react so harshly to people who unfairly malign the 300+ million people who call themselves Americans. There is no basis for the most popular criticisms, but because Americans are generally so open to criticism, and because the USA as the world's greatest superpower is many people's favorite punching bag, much too often such offensively prejudiced remarks are simply allowed to pass unchallenged.
If someone came along to my quizzes and accused all "black" people of being stupid, or all Jews, or all Pollacks, or all Chinese people... I would respond to them with equal vigor.
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level 75
Jul 13, 2014
When I saw, "Can I eat my..." all I could see was Walter Matthau in "Grumpy Old Men" saying, "Eat my shorts."
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level 47
Aug 23, 2014
Now I want to puke after reading the "can I eat my" answer. I can't imagine what degree of desperation would provoke such a question!
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level 75
Aug 24, 2014
I hear they make stew out of placenta and its supposed to be quite healthy. Seems like a logical step to take in light of that? I don't know. I wasn't expecting that answer, either, when I typed in "can I eat"
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level 75
Aug 24, 2014
now that I check it again that answer has fallen to #2 in my results. The top answer, and 6/10 of the top answers, are all about different foods you can eat while pregnant.
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level 48
Jun 12, 2016
You cannot really deny the passionate way we have seen you jump with pride to defend the USA on so many quizzes Kalbahamut. . I am surprised to hear you work with Brits, as I have silently watched your attitude and comments for a long time now. Brits are foolish that they are born into accepting Rule by bloodline, a corrupt way of old. Americans are sickening the way they blindly pledge a allegiance to a flag, that has forces in the majority of the world, keeping the peace lol. If you are as intelligent as you believe, why are quizzes out there declaring Washington as the first president? A lie. Why are virtually all of the American presidents bloodline relatives of Queen Elizabeth and co? Even Obama? Do some research and stop spouting your proud crap. These two nations are corrupt and in it together.
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level 75
Jun 12, 2016
I can deny it and I will. You're wrong. I don't feel any pressing need to prove that you're wrong, because you then go on to destroy and credibility you may have had when you begin talking about bloodlines and start sounding like a conspiracy theorist. I know "do some research" is crazy person talk for "watch some ridiculous videos on YouTube and read some anonymous blogs written by schizophrenics that agree with me and then disregard all evidence, logic and reason so that your opinions more closely align with my own fantasies." and, no, I'd rather not do that. But thanks for the invite.

For the record if there are any sane people in the audience, I do not experience pride associated with any country. Yes, of course there is corruption in both the United States and in the UK; same as every other country in the world (arguably better than most, though there are intelligent counter points to that argument). This has nothing to do with calling out bigots for what they are.
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level 35
Oct 17, 2016
Wow. This quiz is making me question the world. I can't believe there are idiots out there who think that the problem is kalbahamut.
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level 72
Dec 21, 2018
Some of these answers are really bizarre - good for a couple of laughs!
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