lets get absolutely steamrollered
he was completely clocked
last night i was so racketed i slept with your dad
So, it's been around for quite a while as a synonym for inebriation.
How about, washed (but too serious imo), maybe tsunamied?, wallpapered as opposed to plastered :D, spritzed, sunk, ghouled (wanted to type ghosted but that is already a thing nowadays, not that it stop any of the other terms.. and spirited is too directly related to spirits), phased.