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Are You Competent... or Incompetent?! Phrases Quiz
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You couldn't run a
whelk
stall. (Illustrated above).
You couldn't organise a
piss
up in a brewery.
You couldn't organise a
bun
fight in a bakery.
You couldn't fight your way out of
paper
bag.
You couldn't find your arse with both
hands
.
You couldn't pour water out of a
boot
that had directions on the heel.
You don't know your arse from your
elbow
.
Dutch variant: You couldn't push a
frog
from a riverbank. (Think: amphibious creature).
Australian variant: You couldn't
raffle
a chook in a pub. (Chook=chicken as meat. Tickets and chance are involved)
NZ variant: You couldn't sell a
statue
to a pigeon. (They like to sit one one of these carved objects).
Musical variant: You couldn't carry a
note or tune
in a bucket. (word has four letters)
You couldn't knock the
skin
off a rice pudding.
Are you as much use as a
chocolate
teapot?
US variant: You couldn't organise a two car
funeral
. (Only one car is a hearse).
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