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Popular Misconceptions About Australia - Black Label Edition

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Last updated: August 9, 2023
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1. Australians drink a beer called Foster's.
No ✓
Yes ✓
Sometimes ✓
Not if they want to amalgamate with Australians ✓
2. Australians wear practical, working type clothing always... because of the uncertainty of whether they will be called out to stamp out a bushfire or stop an invasion from naughty boys from the Far East
Some do ✓
Some don't ✓
Some you just can't tell ✓
Most Australians figure that if you are going to burn to death or get turned into a colander by flying bits of metal... it is not really a big thing what you are dressed like ✓
3. The state of Victoria in Australia was named after?
An inbred English monarch that was so sexually frustrated that she only appreciated her husband's value after he was dead ✓
A medal awarded to brave men and women that if given a second chance would have 'phoned a friend ✓
A twit who married another twit. Her real name before she got uppity ✓
A beer ✓
4. This moron set back Australia's hopes of being 'at least' taken seriously in the eyes of the world. What was his catch phrase?
"Jesus H. Christ!" ✓
"I'll be back." ✓
"Crikey!" ✓
"You had me at 'hello' " ✓
5. This Australian actress became a Hollywood star pretty much overnight due to what?
Her acting ability ✓
Meeting Tom Cruise at a scientology convention ✓
Having quite unique, red hair that is mesmering until you start having with her ✓
Flashing her rather curvaceous, lily-white derriere in a film called 'Dead Calm'. ✓
6. Back in the good old days of drinking in Australia, after threee days of drinking O.P. rum a man/woman/anti-christ may expericence a phenomena known in scientific circles as 'delirium tremens' a.ka. 'The Dee Tees'. When a sufferer of the dee tees screams out in the middle of the night... who or what is he frightened of?
Pink elephants ✓
Drop bears ✓
The New South Wales Police Force ✓
All of the above and chuck in his mother-in-law for good measure ✓
7. Margaret River in Western Australia is a legendary beach for surfers. Why is this a load of Death Adder droppings?
It is a river delta ✓
It is a beach ✓
It is neither one or the.other ✓
It is a place to commit suicide after a few cones and watching 'Point Brea ✓
8. This track in Australia is so inhospitable, uncompromising that only a David Kocksucjsie with ten Channel Seven choppers in support would visit
The Strelzleki Track ✓
The David Kochesucker Channel Seven Chopper Track ✓
The Strecklizciniz Track ✓
Fuck it. A Polish explorer ✓
9. If you find yourself in the vicinity of the East Alligator River... what might you find there?
Alligators ✓
Crocodiles ✓
White Pointers ✓
Dark skinned girls who know how to sing Lou Reed's 'Take a Walk On the Wild Side ✓
10. This suburb of Sydney has the biggest reputation for sub-standard education that even people that are from there or live there laugh when you mention its name
Mount Druitt ✓
Campbelltown ✓
Casula ✓
Rooty Hill ✓
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