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1.Dwight has the strength of…
A Grizzly Bear
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Everyone in the office combined
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A grown man and a baby
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A mongoose and a panther
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"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
2.Why does Dwight have a journal?
To keep secrets from Mose
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To keep secrets from Michael
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To keep secrets from his computer
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To plot against Jim
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Michael: "Why do you have a diary?" Dwight: "To keep secrets from my computer."
3.Never tip someone for a job…
They did wrong
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They didn't do. That's how thieves are born
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…
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You can do yourself
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"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
4.The eyes are to the head, like ______ is to the entire body.
Love
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Head
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Groin
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Knees
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"The eyes are the groin of the head."
5.The culprit is always the person you ________ suspect
Most
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Always
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Don't
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Medium
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"It's never the person who you most suspect. It's also never the person you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis. The person who I most medium suspect."
6.Why aren't prgnant women attractive?
Because they can't be impregnated
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False! They are attractive
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Because they're mothers
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Because they're ugly
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Pam: "Dwight, am I hot right now?" Dwight: "Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction."
7.Why be frozen when you die?
To rest before you can attack again
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To outlive your friends
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To wait for the cure
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To figure out what you could have done to stop it
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"When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
8.How would Dwight distribute his fingers amongst his hands?
3 in each, the rest would be supplies
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He doesn't need fingers, his fists are sronger
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10 in the left, 0 on the right
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5 in each, Idiot!
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"In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
9.It's unethical to keep Meredith monitered in the hospital because the electricity could be used to…
Monitor someone else
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Power a small fan for two days
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Revive the ox he has in his shed
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Charge his cellphone
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"As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical."
10.Dwight can always tell if a man is gay because...
He's an excellent detective
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They always tell him
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They are loud and flamboyant
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They dress in women's clothes
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Michael: "Can you tell who’s gay and who’s not?" Dwight: "Of course" Michael: "What about Oscar?" Dwight: "Absolutely not" Michael: "Well, he is" Dwight: "Well, he’s not dressed in women’s clothes, so…"
11.Like wolves what else must be trapped, snared, tamed and fed?
Jim
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Women
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Bears
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Clients
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"Women are like wolves. If you want one, you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it."
12.What is the paper of the food industry?
Plates
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Rice
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Coffee
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Bread
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"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it."
13.Why doesn't Dwight need to see babies?
Because he's seen one before
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Because he's a "giant baby"
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Because he doesn't like babies
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Because he can mash up the parents in his head
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Oscar: "Don't you want to see the baby?" Dwight: "Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now."
14.Jim is his own enemy; Jim is also Dwight's enemy; So Jim is…
Dwight's friend
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Not important
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Dwight's enemy
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Dwight's friend and enemy
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"Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so, actually, Jim is my enemy."
15.Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't farm, …