Books by obscure descriptions

boy with a scar finds out he has magic and kills his teacher

gay child kills a boy and is exiled, falls in love with his best friend, they go to war, and then they both die

girl falls down a hole and meets some talking animals, a man who is objectively insane and a woman who has an obsession with decapitation

orphan child is groomed into being a pickpocket and finds his long lost family after his temporary mother figure is brutally murdered

look down look down you stole a loaf of bread, look down look down now everyone is dead (not aladin tho its too gay coded for that)

children kill each other as entertainment for a royally screwed up upper class society

whoops you killed your maths teacher! Now you've found out your deadbeat dad is actually a god! And you have to go and find your uncle's favourite electricity thingymabob and almost die!! Fun!!!!

boy dates his dead grandfather's immortal magic ex girlfriend, is forced into therapy and kills some freaky eye eating walking squid monsters

man accidentally brings book characters to life but instead of it being a bookworm's dream they're mostly all trying to kill him and his daughter. His daughter uses ThePowerOfHerVoiceTM to defeat the bad guys and they find her mother