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The average score is 1 of 160

Answer Stats

Knowledgeable Query	Rejoinder	% Correct
What vicious gang am I affiliated with?	The Care Bears	100%
Who's resisting the urge to make out with me right now?	🫵	0%
How many abs do I have?	3½	0%
How many? (TIP: be specific)	5	0%
What's my net worth?	$7.89 ZWD	0%
What is the first step in my morning routine?	9,000 crunches	0%
Who could I totally fold in a brawl?	Abel lmao	0%
Who's the notorious meanie?	Abel, of course	0%
How's the test so far?	Abhorrent	0%
How tall am I?	About 6"2	0%
How many tiles are on the ceiling?	About 63	0%
What is physically hiding behind my eyes?	A contentious darkness	0%
What sound does a Zach make?	Ah	0%
What specific interjection would I remark if you were to poke me in the side at this moment?	AH!	0%
What kind house is the best?	A house with no floor	0%
Am I in plain sight, or am I hidden from your view?	Always watching	0%
What will make me like you?	A nice hat	0%
How do I write my a's?	A or a	0%
What is a house divided against itself?	A stupid looking house	0%
What are the dogs doing?	Barkin'	0%
What do they call me in the ring?	Bigger Mitch 36	0%
What's my name in the streets?	Big Mitch	0%
If I were a plant, what liquid would you pour upon my seeds in order for me to grow?	Bile	0%
How have I been?	Bing chilling	0%
Overrated color?	Blue	0%
Which of my shoes are tied?	Bofa	0%
What is the name of my YouTube channel of which I refuse to acknowledge the current existence of?	Bossatron 2020	0%
What color bricks are the best?	Brown	0%
What music would keep me up at night?	Buddhist funeral hymns	0%
What will you find underneath my bed?	Burning hot coils	0%
What flavor is yellow snow?	Butterscotch	0%
What was my first hotel business made out of?	Cardboard and Love	0%
What is my firstborn child's name?	Caz Lyrad Mahgninuc	0%
How funny am I, for real?	Chucklesome	0%
When have I hit rock bottom?	Creative Writing	0%
What island would I die living on?	Cyprus	0%
What will my hobbies be whenever I am in my 90's?	Dead	0%
Who's my label company?	Dillard's	0%
Where can I fight some grime?	Dirty Docks	0%
What's the best type of sitting?	Down	0%
What mythical creature have I surely seen but people deny the true existence of?	Dylan Thomas Trahan	0%
What shape would be the worst to step on?	Echidnahedron	0%
How do I like my blankets?	Electric	0%
What's actually the greatest animal?	Elephant	0%
How much?	Enough	0%
What note is my least favorite? (TIP: music note)	F#	0%
What world record do I still have to this day?	Farthest distance squirting milk from my eyes (279.6 cm)	0%
What do the babes love?	Food, water, and shelter	0%
Where will I be banished to?	Guinea	0%
How're my bars?	Heat	0%
What does my laugh sound like?	Heaven's chimes	0%
What is my favorite direction in general?	Hither	0%
Can I cook well?	I can make a mean noodle or two	0%
How can I breathe underwater?	I can't	0%
What is the current state of world politics?	I can't remember	0%
Who's the Big Man upstairs?	I can't tell	0%
What is my favorite element?	Ice	0%
Gotta get...?	dat	0%
What's my least favorite demographic of people, of which I do not treat with respect nor dignity?	I don't care	0%
What's my biggest regret to this day?	I don't know, I forgot	0%
Where am I on the political compass?	I don't know, I'm lost	0%
What's the name of my collection of 1-page dialogues that are heavily thesaurisized to the point of near illiteracy? (HINT: it has a name similar to 'Blobs of Humor')	Globules of Whimsy	0%
Where would I find myself hiding?	In a barn	0%
Where will I find my artistic voice?	In a nook and a cranny	0%
What's my bedroom's infamous nickname?	Inhale / Exhale	0%
Where are you?	In my head	0%
Where's the pie?	In the horse	0%
How could I be described in one word?	Prosaic	0%
Most annoying shape ever? (TIP: be specific)	Isosceles Triangle	0%
How large is my desk?	It is of respectable magnitude	0%
Can you be real to me?	It's as real as it gets	0%
Is school good or bad?	It's really not anything special	0%
When I take the jelly, what do I do with it?	I twist it	0%
What demographic of people do people now commonly associate me with?	Jewish, for some reason	0%
What do I look like in general?	Just some guy	0%
What obnoxious marsupial would I definitely fight if I didn't kill myself trying?	Kangaroo	0%
What are in my pockets?	Knicks and knacks	0%
When will I snap?	Later	0%
What is my least favorite key on a keyboard? (TIP: be specific)	Left alt	0%
What drink do I drink without anyone's knowledge?	Leftover whey	0%
How much more can I care?	Less	0%
How do I ball?	Like Curry	0%
What's my side hustle?	Lobotomist	0%
How long is my life?	Long enough	0%
How long?	Long enough	0%
What Wii game haunted my childhood? (HINT: it is based on the worst Pixar movie)	Mater's Tall Tales	0%
Who is a handsome man whom I bear an uncanny resemblance to?	Me	0%
What is my nemesis that I cannot defeat? (HINT: what, not who)	Mild congestion	0%
What flavor of ice cream is just okay and nothing more?	Mint & Chocolate Chip	0%
What creature do I both love and abhor vehemently?	mokey	0%
What does the cow say?	Moo	0%
How many?	Much	0%
What is my dream ride?	My own Hulk Machine	0%
Am I nearsighted or farsighted?	Nearsighted	0%
What is by far the best music to be created in the 21st century?	Nightcore!	0%
Would I stomp on an anthill?	No, I'd treat it with great respect	0%
How many listens do I have on Spotify?	None and I want to keep it that way	0%
What is my favorite cardinal direction?	Northeast	0%
Am I southside or the northside of the tracks?	Northside	0%
What frat house am I apart of?	No thanks	0%
Can you find my soulmate?	Not right now, champ	0%
What unconventional instrument is in my famous [YouTube channel] chamber ensemble?	Ocarina	0%
What is the worst answer to any question possible?	Of course	0%
How does the beat go?	Off	0%
What's my favorite balm?	... of Gilead	0%
Where would my girlfriend sit?	On a chair, stool, or on the floor if she must	0%
How's my rap game?	On the rocks	0%
If you were to compress my body into a mass the size of a toothpick, how would I react?	ouch	0%
Where are the dogs?	Out	0%
How in am I?	Out	0%
What shape is the funniest to look at?	Oval	0%
Where am I going?	Over there	0%
Where am I now?	Over there	0%
What will my last hotel business be made out of?	Pine and Calamity	0%
What thing do I want in my house?	Plaster and exposed electrical wires	0%
What will you find in my pants?	Pockets	0%
What is the best chord?	Power cord	0%
Do you know where I live?	Probably	0%
Where do I belong?	Probably somewhere else	0%
Besides blue, what is the best color?	Purple	0%
What word do I refuse to say in an earnest conversation?	Society	0%
How does my fade look?	So great I can't even see it	0%
When will?	Soon	0%
Where do I drive to?	Stationary objects	0%
What color are my curtains?	Sunbleached	0%
What's my favorite word, at least the one I say the most?	The	0%
If you were to say something to me right now, what would I say? (HINT: my favorite words)	The,	0%
Based on previous answers, what is the most reasonable answer for this question?	The	0%
What's my favorite holiday?	The End of Daylight Saving Time	0%
What instruments do I play?	The Instruments of War	0%
What's the best delusion that I've ever had?	The one with the guy in the hat ☺️	0%
What's my English pseudonym?	The Phonetic Phiend	0%
What dance move can I hit with unrivaled passion and vigor?	The Quan	0%
What enemies call me?	The Schlepper	0%
What's the worst gastropod?	The slog	0%
What's the absolute best gastropod?	The smail	0%
What character on this keyboard makes me angry in the way that it is improperly used in text? (TIP: you have to type out the name)	~ (tilde)	0%
How hard do I hit it?	Too hard	0%
How do I try?	Too hard or not at all	0%
What food is best served upside down?	Tuna or Ice Cream	0%
If the dogs are in the house, how many are there?	Two. No more, no less.	0%
The greatest battle between my friends would be:	Ty v Abel	0%
What is the color of my skin below my ankles?	Very dark purple	0%
What is the color of my hair?	Very, very, very dark white	0%
How does my heart feel?	Wet	0%
What type of music does my YouTube channel produce?	Whimsical, ludicrous	0%
What color bricks are okay?	White	0%
What food is outrageously underrated?	White Sludge	0%
Yes?	Why not	0%
Can you please tell me who the orange character is (typically depicted as and orange man or orange guy) in the popular survival-horror series Five Nights At Freddy's?	William Afton	0%
What is the current condition of my physical body?	Wilting	0%
How do I go out?	With a bang	0%
What ordinary object would I totally eat right now if I could?	Wooden dowels, styrofoam, pebbles	0%
What contraction do I not say, yet it is very common?	Y'all	0%
What's my second favorite go-to word?	Yeah	0%
Could it be?	Yes, it could	0%
What sign am I?	Yield Sign	0%
What's the name of my house on the Minecraft realm Gamerland?	Zach's Crib	0%
What's the best interjection?	Zounds!	0%
What languages do I speak?	Zulu, the voice of God	0%