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Knowledgeable Query
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Rejoinder
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What vicious gang am I affiliated with?
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The Care Bears
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How much more can I care?
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Less
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What is my dream ride?
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My own Hulk Machine
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What are in my pockets?
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Knicks and knacks
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Am I nearsighted or farsighted?
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Nearsighted
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What dance move can I hit with unrivaled passion and vigor?
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The Quan
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What kind house is the best?
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A house with no floor
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Would I stomp on an anthill?
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No, I'd treat it with great respect
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What shape would be the worst to step on?
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Echidnahedron
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What obnoxious marsupial would I definitely fight if I didn't kill myself trying?
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Kangaroo
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What do the babes love?
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Food, water, and shelter
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Can you please tell me who the orange character is (typically depicted as and orange man or orange guy) in the popular survival-horror series Five Nights At Freddy's?
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William Afton
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What's the best delusion that I've ever had?
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The one with the guy in the hat ☺️
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What color bricks are the best?
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Brown
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Where am I on the political compass?
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I don't know, I'm lost
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What's the best type of sitting?
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Down
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What color bricks are okay?
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White
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What is the name of my YouTube channel of which I refuse to acknowledge the current existence of?
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Bossatron 2020
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What flavor is yellow snow?
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Butterscotch
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How many?
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Much
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What instruments do I play?
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The Instruments of War
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How do I try?
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Too hard or not at all
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What's the name of my house on the Minecraft realm Gamerland?
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Zach's Crib
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What is by far the best music to be created in the 21st century?
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Nightcore!
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What word do I refuse to say in an earnest conversation?
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Society
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The greatest battle between my friends would be:
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Ty v Abel
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What's the name of my collection of 1-page dialogues that are heavily thesaurisized to the point of near illiteracy? (HINT: it has a name similar to 'Blobs of Humor')
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Globules of Whimsy
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Who's the notorious meanie?
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Abel, of course
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What is my favorite direction in general?
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Hither
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How's my rap game?
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On the rocks
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What's my favorite word, at least the one I say the most?
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The
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What's my biggest regret to this day?
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I don't know, I forgot
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How tall am I?
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About 6"2
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How many listens do I have on Spotify?
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None and I want to keep it that way
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When will?
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Soon
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What is my least favorite key on a keyboard? (TIP: be specific)
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Left alt
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Am I southside or the northside of the tracks?
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Northside
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What is the current condition of my physical body?
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Wilting
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What is physically hiding behind my eyes?
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A contentious darkness
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What is the current state of world politics?
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I can't remember
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What demographic of people do people now commonly associate me with?
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Jewish, for some reason
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What drink do I drink without anyone's knowledge?
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Leftover whey
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Where do I belong?
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Probably somewhere else
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What's the absolute best gastropod?
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The smail
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What is my favorite cardinal direction?
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Northeast
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How have I been?
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Bing chilling
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What is the color of my skin below my ankles?
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Very dark purple
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What's my side hustle?
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Lobotomist
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How much?
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Enough
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What ordinary object would I totally eat right now if I could?
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Wooden dowels, styrofoam, pebbles
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What was my first hotel business made out of?
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Cardboard and Love
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What's my second favorite go-to word?
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Yeah
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How could I be described in one word?
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Prosaic
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What shape is the funniest to look at?
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Oval
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What note is my least favorite? (TIP: music note)
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F#
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When have I hit rock bottom?
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Creative Writing
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Based on previous answers, what is the most reasonable answer for this question?
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The
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How long is my life?
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Long enough
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What will my hobbies be whenever I am in my 90's?
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Dead
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How long?
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Long enough
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What is the worst answer to any question possible?
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Of course
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What languages do I speak?
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Zulu, the voice of God
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How do I ball?
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Like Curry
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What will make me like you?
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A nice hat
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How hard do I hit it?
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Too hard
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How large is my desk?
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It is of respectable magnitude
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What will you find in my pants?
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Pockets
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What flavor of ice cream is just okay and nothing more?
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Mint & Chocolate Chip
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How does the beat go?
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Off
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What specific interjection would I remark if you were to poke me in the side at this moment?
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AH!
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How can I breathe underwater?
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I can't
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What is my firstborn child's name?
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Caz Lyrad Mahgninuc
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What frat house am I apart of?
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No thanks
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What music would keep me up at night?
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Buddhist funeral hymns
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When will I snap?
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Later
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Where's the pie?
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In the horse
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What is the color of my hair?
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Very, very, very dark white
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Do you know where I live?
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Probably
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What's my English pseudonym?
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The Phonetic Phiend
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Where are you?
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In my head
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How do I write my a's?
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A or a
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How funny am I, for real?
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Chucklesome
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Where are the dogs?
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Out
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What unconventional instrument is in my famous [YouTube channel] chamber ensemble?
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Ocarina
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What's my least favorite demographic of people, of which I do not treat with respect nor dignity?
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I don't care
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Gotta get...?
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dat
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If you were to compress my body into a mass the size of a toothpick, how would I react?
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ouch
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Who could I totally fold in a brawl?
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Abel lmao
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How do I go out?
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With a bang
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What's my net worth?
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$7.89 ZWD
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What is the first step in my morning routine?
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9,000 crunches
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Who's resisting the urge to make out with me right now?
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🫵
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What mythical creature have I surely seen but people deny the true existence of?
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Dylan Thomas Trahan
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What world record do I still have to this day?
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Farthest distance squirting milk from my eyes (279.6 cm)
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What island would I die living on?
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Cyprus
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What type of music does my YouTube channel produce?
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Whimsical, ludicrous
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If I were a plant, what liquid would you pour upon my seeds in order for me to grow?
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Bile
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How does my fade look?
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So great I can't even see it
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Besides blue, what is the best color?
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Purple
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How does my heart feel?
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Wet
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How many? (TIP: be specific)
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5
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What's my favorite balm?
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... of Gilead
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How many tiles are on the ceiling?
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About 63
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What's actually the greatest animal?
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Elephant
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How in am I?
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Out
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What's the worst gastropod?
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The slog
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Where do I drive to?
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Stationary objects
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Most annoying shape ever? (TIP: be specific)
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Isosceles Triangle
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Which of my shoes are tied?
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Bofa
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Where can I fight some grime?
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Dirty Docks
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What do they call me in the ring?
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Bigger Mitch 36
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Where would I find myself hiding?
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In a barn
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What Wii game haunted my childhood? (HINT: it is based on the worst Pixar movie)
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Mater's Tall Tales
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What will you find underneath my bed?
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Burning hot coils
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Where will I find my artistic voice?
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In a nook and a cranny
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Who is a handsome man whom I bear an uncanny resemblance to?
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Me
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Is school good or bad?
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It's really not anything special
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What food is outrageously underrated?
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White Sludge
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Where am I going?
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Over there
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What does the cow say?
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Moo
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Where am I now?
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Over there
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Can you be real to me?
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It's as real as it gets
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If you were to say something to me right now, what would I say? (HINT: my favorite words)
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The,
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What creature do I both love and abhor vehemently?
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mokey
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How're my bars?
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Heat
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Am I in plain sight, or am I hidden from your view?
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Always watching
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What will my last hotel business be made out of?
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Pine and Calamity
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What sound does a Zach make?
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Ah
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When I take the jelly, what do I do with it?
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I twist it
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What's my favorite holiday?
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The End of Daylight Saving Time
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What food is best served upside down?
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Tuna or Ice Cream
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Overrated color?
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Blue
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Where would my girlfriend sit?
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On a chair, stool, or on the floor if she must
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If the dogs are in the house, how many are there?
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Two. No more, no less.
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How's the test so far?
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Abhorrent
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What's the best interjection?
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Zounds!
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What's my bedroom's infamous nickname?
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Inhale / Exhale
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Could it be?
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Yes, it could
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What does my laugh sound like?
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Heaven's chimes
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What are the dogs doing?
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Barkin'
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Who's the Big Man upstairs?
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I can't tell
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What character on this keyboard makes me angry in the way that it is improperly used in text? (TIP: you have to type out the name)
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~ (tilde)
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Can you find my soulmate?
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Not right now, champ
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How do I like my blankets?
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Electric
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Where will I be banished to?
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Guinea
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What contraction do I not say, yet it is very common?
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Y'all
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What's my name in the streets?
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Big Mitch
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What thing do I want in my house?
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Plaster and exposed electrical wires
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What is my nemesis that I cannot defeat? (HINT: what, not who)
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Mild congestion
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What sign am I?
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Yield Sign
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How many abs do I have?
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3½
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What color are my curtains?
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Sunbleached
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What is my favorite element?
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Ice
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What is the best chord?
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Power cord
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Yes?
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Why not
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Can I cook well?
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I can make a mean noodle or two
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Who's my label company?
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Dillard's
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What enemies call me?
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The Schlepper
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What is a house divided against itself?
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A stupid looking house
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What do I look like in general?
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Just some guy
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