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You've got to look your best tonight
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You tubby little parasite
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Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you
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And though her pretty face may seem
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A special person's wettest dream
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Before you get to see it
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There are things you must do
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We'll try, a tie
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And boutonniere of yellow
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Or a rose, that shows
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That you're a classy fellow
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With the posh, panache
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Of Jefferson at Monticello
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Busting out a mile with style
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I know you just can't wait to stare
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At all that luscious, orange hair
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But boy before you touch a single curl
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You must impress that ultra-blooming
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All-consuming, poorly-grooming
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Down syndrome girl
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On any normal day you reek
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As if you're on a farting streak
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Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool
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But if you want a lady's love
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You're better off by smelling of
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A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool
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A squirt, a spurt
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Of something just for Ellen
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And you'll see, that she, will find you so compelling
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And she does, because, the only smell that she'll be smelling
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Won't be coming from your bum
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You want to take that little whore
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And spin her on the dancing floor
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But boy before you do a single twirl
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You must impress that effervescing, self-possessing, no BS-ing
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Down syndrome girl
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Her eyes are emerald portals
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To a secret land of love
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And her smile is like the sweetest, summer flower
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Her kiss is so inviting
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And her hugs are so delighting
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And what makes them really nice
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Is that they've got a little spice
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Cause they're tighter than a vise
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That may go on for an hour
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My boy between the two of us
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We'll get you on that shorty bus
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And then you're going to take it for a whirl
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Now go impress that super-thrilling
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Wish-fulfilling, Yoohoo-spilling
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Ultra-swining, boner-bringing
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Gayly-singing, dingalinging
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Stupefying, fortifying
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As of Monday, shoelace-tying
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Stimulating, titillating, kitty cat-impersonating
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Mega-rocking, pillow-talking
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Just a little crooked walking
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Coyly-pouting, booby-sprouting
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For some reason, always shouting
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Fascinating, captivating, happiness and joy-creating
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Down syndrome girl
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